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Try saying a sentence that you dont think anyone has ever said before...
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"I'll eat a handful of broken glass, razor blades, and naga viper peppers, but I absolutely refuse to accept money for it and this will absolutely not be going YouTube."
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27 / M / Phatuum Thani, Th...
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"I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS ORGASM!!!"
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23 / Rainbow Factory
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A long, long time ago there were people who married unicorns and danced on planets. They were very, very happy until lone of them, an exile, decided to make magic pixie dust into currency causing everyone to explode. And we now call this event the Andromeda Strain.
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"It seems that the cause of death was the shock of finding a woman who wasn't only after the man's money."
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26 / M / USA
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Mom why are you sniffing my balls?
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If my dad had sex with my mum when she was pregnant does that mean I lost my virginity even before I was born?
Posted 1/7/12
And the willows wept, on that darkest night, as I watched him turn to dust and catch the wind...leaving me to wonder if moonlight
becomes him.
Posted 1/7/12
This does seem like it belongs in the forum games, but whatever.



Place applesauce under the foreskin for a fresher scent.
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"Today I ate someone's dream and crapped it out a reality" - Supreme Commander(that's me)
Posted 1/7/12
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i'd chop off ur balls and fry them until there golden brown and fucking force feed them to you. Therefore ur sex life is gone, and basically in a male's life most of it is sex or masturbation. Sorry you can't ejaculate no more.
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