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Why does he/she GET to you?
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Posted 1/12/12

eclair-lumiere wrote:

He won't stop talking about sex and porn! He just won't shut up! And he borrows money and never ever gives it back! And he says LOL too much! And his flat is filthy! And he insulted my mum! And he stood me up twice! And he makes up lies! And he calls me a nerd! And he is really really dumb! And he insults my clothes!


um, wow LOL i truly felt like you were dating my ex
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Posted 1/12/12

DeusExMachine wrote:


eclair-lumiere wrote:


DeusExMachine wrote:

People in relationships like to beat around the bush,
huggin' and kissin' and all of that moosh
But if they get serious, what happens next?
a baby probably pops out, you know the rest
Then marriage shows up with all the drama,
baby daddy's got to take care of his baby momma
And the bouncing child we can't forget about,
shittin' and cryin' makin' daddy pout
So wear a rubba and don't hassle each otha
there is more to life than bringin' down a brotha
You got to live it for as long as you can,
if the bitch gets pregnant, you'll wish you used yo hand


That's such an awful thing to say! What is wrong with you?!


Ain't nuthin' wrong with me, you trippin',
I don't come to da forum to hear yo lippin'
So I suggest you get back to yo tea sippin'
and leave this MC to his rhyme rippin'


Killer Bee on CR?
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D01BCDN3 wrote:

Well, her vagina isn't flaring at all. O.O


. . . Maybe you should consider yourself lucky?
Posted 1/12/12

NoaHHaoN wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

Well, her vagina isn't flaring at all. O.O


. . . Maybe you should consider yourself lucky?


Not at all. I need to dig it, dude.
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Posted 1/12/12

D01BCDN3 wrote:


NoaHHaoN wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

Well, her vagina isn't flaring at all. O.O


. . . Maybe you should consider yourself lucky?


Not at all. I need to dig it, dude.


Am I wrong to assume you were intending a different adjective?
Posted 1/12/12

NoaHHaoN wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


NoaHHaoN wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

Well, her vagina isn't flaring at all. O.O


. . . Maybe you should consider yourself lucky?


Not at all. I need to dig it, dude.


Am I wrong to assume you were intending a different adjective?


Just take everything I say as a joke, including this.
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Posted 1/12/12

D01BCDN3 wrote:


NoaHHaoN wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


NoaHHaoN wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

Well, her vagina isn't flaring at all. O.O


. . . Maybe you should consider yourself lucky?


Not at all. I need to dig it, dude.


Am I wrong to assume you were intending a different adjective?


Just take everything I say as a joke, including this.


Alright then, none the less, best of luck in your quest.
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My husband thinks he's AMAZING and everything he does it just divine. This means that everything *I* do is somehow flawed unless I'm doing it the way he says to...even if he might turn around and do it my way. He likes to point these things out to me constantly under the pretense of helping me "better myself" and then argues when I suggest that this habit of his has been less than beneficial to my self esteem, and having no self esteem does the exact opposite of bettering myself. He also has NO memory and can't remember anything he says or any conversation we have. Ever. When he does remember them, they somehow end up twisted. Even if I have proof, he won't believe it or he'll just brush it off and pretend it didn't happen(and then forget about it..of course). He also hangs on to obnoxious ideals he formed in his teens. He doesn't believe in drinking/etc, which is fine, but he's told me that if I ever drank even one drink, he'd leave me. I am a perfectly capable adult and that is ridiculous. He won't even let me buy cooking wine -_- *end rant*

I think it might be easier to think of things about him which DON'T get to me, honestly. Yay marriage.
Posted 1/12/12

NoaHHaoN wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


NoaHHaoN wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


NoaHHaoN wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

Well, her vagina isn't flaring at all. O.O


. . . Maybe you should consider yourself lucky?


Not at all. I need to dig it, dude.


Am I wrong to assume you were intending a different adjective?


Just take everything I say as a joke, including this.


Alright then, none the less, best of luck in your quest.


Why, thank you. I am going to rip those legs apart wide.
Posted 1/12/12

lifeincircuit wrote:

My husband thinks he's AMAZING and everything he does it just divine. This means that everything *I* do is somehow flawed unless I'm doing it the way he says to...even if he might turn around and do it my way. He likes to point these things out to me constantly under the pretense of helping me "better myself" and then argues when I suggest that this habit of his has been less than beneficial to my self esteem, and having no self esteem does the exact opposite of bettering myself. He also has NO memory and can't remember anything he says or any conversation we have. Ever. When he does remember them, they somehow end up twisted. Even if I have proof, he won't believe it or he'll just brush it off and pretend it didn't happen(and then forget about it..of course). He also hangs on to obnoxious ideals he formed in his teens. He doesn't believe in drinking/etc, which is fine, but he's told me that if I ever drank even one drink, he'd leave me. I am a perfectly capable adult and that is ridiculous. He won't even let me buy cooking wine -_- *end rant*

I think it might be easier to think of things about him which DON'T get to me, honestly. Yay marriage.


There's always the mailman. Nah just playin'.
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Posted 1/12/12
This chick on drill team with me thinks shes the best because she thinks shes an officer because shes a senior when shes not because she just joined the team -,- so far im the only officer.
Posted 1/12/12
Oh god, this mayhem. You guys are seriously the best! *wipes tear from eye* I'M SO HAPPY!!!!
Posted 1/12/12

lifeincircuit wrote:

My husband thinks he's AMAZING and everything he does it just divine. This means that everything *I* do is somehow flawed unless I'm doing it the way he says to...even if he might turn around and do it my way. He likes to point these things out to me constantly under the pretense of helping me "better myself" and then argues when I suggest that this habit of his has been less than beneficial to my self esteem, and having no self esteem does the exact opposite of bettering myself. He also has NO memory and can't remember anything he says or any conversation we have. Ever. When he does remember them, they somehow end up twisted. Even if I have proof, he won't believe it or he'll just brush it off and pretend it didn't happen(and then forget about it..of course). He also hangs on to obnoxious ideals he formed in his teens. He doesn't believe in drinking/etc, which is fine, but he's told me that if I ever drank even one drink, he'd leave me. I am a perfectly capable adult and that is ridiculous. He won't even let me buy cooking wine -_- *end rant*

I think it might be easier to think of things about him which DON'T get to me, honestly. Yay marriage.






DUDE! One drink and he'd leave you? Sounds like he has some deep issues. Better take that stick out from between his ass cheeks before he grows old. Cause then it will be wedged in there and he'll be a permanent straight edge sissy.
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It's funny. I've been to many a funeral (a little off topic i know, but bear with me ^^)
and the spouse would always say something along the lines of:

After living with another person for so long; you grow accustomed to their flaws. You
learn to live with them, you bear it, cuz you love them; or not, but either way, you bear it.
You don't notice while they're there, but you DO notice it when they're gone. You start to miss
the little things. Those tiny, irritating things that annoyed you... but you loved about them. I
guess my point is, if i have any, that you don't miss it until its gone.
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Posted 1/12/12

DeusExMachine wrote:

People in relationships like to beat around the bush,
huggin' and kissin' and all of that moosh
But if they get serious, what happens next?
a baby probably pops out, you know the rest
Then marriage shows up with all the drama,
baby daddy's got to take care of his baby momma
And the bouncing child we can't forget about,
shittin' and cryin' makin' daddy pout
So wear a rubba and don't hassle each otha
there is more to life than bringin' down a brotha
You got to live it for as long as you can,
if the bitch gets pregnant, you'll wish you used yo hand


LOL
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