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Biscuits for Brains
Posted 1/13/12
Watch out: biscuit dough is capable of shenanigans.

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Posted 1/13/12
I read this before..
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I read this too! but did u noticed!!*heheheheh* that the messed up the word * Recovered and* they put them together 3rd to last sentence!!kuku!X3 *im no grammar police* but i thought that was funny!X3 anyway ewww on the pic above with the model wearing her own hair jacket!
Posted 1/13/12
Brains! ROFL That is too funny.

I like the end of the article "Lisa is blonde"

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Posted 1/13/12
Pretty hilarious beans.
Posted 1/13/12
Can I get paid to kill?
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Posted 1/13/12

underlock wrote:

Can I get paid to kill?
Those are called assassins

Posted 1/13/12
I laugh, but long ago, I experienced a similar error in perceptions -- it wasn't biscuits, it was some sort of Pilsbury dough in a similar canister -- perhaps pizza or croissant dough. Anyhow, I left it out on the kitchen counter and completely forgot about it. About two hours later, I heard something that sounded disturbingly like a .22 shot inside the house. It was SO bullet-like (and I've been around plenty of firearms) that I even had that adrenaline flush.

Even though I was alone in the house at the time, I still felt embarrassed when I figured out that the dough canister had simply exploded after warming up on the open counter
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Posted 1/13/12


If I heard a gunshot in my house when I was alone, I would literally fucking shit myself.
Posted 1/13/12
Is it just me that thinks it's quite a legit mistake to make...
Posted 1/13/12
Well, now you know a cheap and easy way to freak out your friends. Buy some canned refrigerated biscuit dough, and put it somewhere in your friends' room.

Video it if possible, put that on YouTube.

Repeat as desired for as many friends/acquaintances you might have.
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Posted 1/13/12
well then
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Posted 1/13/12
Well!Collection!
Posted 1/14/12 , edited 1/14/12
That was a good read. I guess if your scared enough you would panic and overreact. You apparently won't feel your brains since they have no nerves.

So she kinda was on a roll.
Posted 2/7/12
xDD That's a bit sad.. but I expected it to just bake rather than shooting someone in the head, you know? o.o
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