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Posted 1/21/12
So i woke up this morning with what looks like a small spider bite on my finger. oh joy *eyeroll* i dont think its a serious one though *phew* but its throbbing and i can't hold anything in my left hand (is annoyed) has anyone else had minor spider bites? and how do i know for sure its a spider bite and not something else?...or worse
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Posted 1/22/12
It needs to be amputated, I am sorry for your loss.
Posted 1/22/12
If you can suddenly climb up wall and ejaculate from your wrists, it was a spider.
Posted 1/22/12

haikinka wrote:

If you can suddenly climb up wall and ejaculate from your wrists, it was a spider.


Oniichan, I spider has bitten me.
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Posted 1/22/12
Children and elderly people are the groups with which there should be additional caution because their immune system may be weak, making it easier for the symptoms to take a heavier form.
Take a look for some authorities to be clear with your symptoms..
http://www.spiderbitesymptomsguide.com/
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/first-aid-spider-bites/FA00048
http://www.badspiderbites.com/
Posted 1/22/12

RawrAlex wrote:


haikinka wrote:

If you can suddenly climb up wall and ejaculate from your wrists, it was a spider.


Oniichan, I spider has bitten me.


Oh noes, here, lemme suck the poison out for you.
Posted 1/22/12 , edited 1/22/12

haikinka wrote:

Oh noes, here, lemme suck the poison out for you.


I don't know what would I do without you oniichan.
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Posted 1/22/12
I just finished wanking.
Posted 1/22/12
I received one years ago on my knuckle. The bite marks are still there.
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Posted 1/22/12
aw. poor you.
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Posted 1/22/12
Ewww spiders >.<
Posted 2/24/12
Owwwiiiie, that hurts.
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Posted 2/24/12
i had one on my stomach.
it popped out blood and puss later.
it was nasty.
Posted 2/24/12

RawrAlex wrote:


haikinka wrote:

Oh noes, here, lemme suck the poison out for you.


I don't know what would I do without you oniichan.


I did not permit you to cum inside me, onii-chan!
Posted 2/24/12 , edited 2/25/12
Omg if you ur lucky the spider is radioactive and you can turn into Spiderman lol.... But in all seriousness, the most common spider bites are the Jumping Spider... In most cases spiders don't bite humans, it's most likely some other bug


Some of their picture looks kinda like this =| lol

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