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Man Committed Suicide by Cutting Off Penis
Posted 1/28/12

ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

I just received a penis this morning from the US Postal car.


Wait... What?


First to ask....that means it was yours!


*Looks down* My God! How did they do that? I didn't even notice.
Sigh, now I guess I need to go find a doctor... some things need to be assigned.


"Help me, Doctor Penis, I need a new stick!"
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Posted 1/28/12

D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

I just received a penis this morning from the US Postal car.


Wait... What?


First to ask....that means it was yours!


*Looks down* My God! How did they do that? I didn't even notice.
Sigh, now I guess I need to go find a doctor... some things need to be assigned.


"Help me, Doctor Penis, I need a new stick!"


A new stick, a better stick. They have the technology, they can rebuild it, better faster, more efficient, and inside the body
Posted 1/28/12

ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

I just received a penis this morning from the US Postal car.


Wait... What?


First to ask....that means it was yours!


*Looks down* My God! How did they do that? I didn't even notice.
Sigh, now I guess I need to go find a doctor... some things need to be assigned.


"Help me, Doctor Penis, I need a new stick!"


A new stick, a better stick. They have the technology, they can rebuild it, better faster, more efficient, and inside the body


Make sure to tell me how the surgery went. I like big ones.
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Posted 1/28/12


Did you miss the "Inside the body" bit?
Posted 1/28/12

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Did you miss the "Inside the body" bit?


No, I am thinking otherwise.
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Posted 1/28/12

D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:



Did you miss the "Inside the body" bit?


No, I am thinking otherwise. :)


Ah I will.
Posted 1/28/12

ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:



Did you miss the "Inside the body" bit?


No, I am thinking otherwise. :)


Ah I will.


Remember your words. I expected none today, but I got one. I expect something from you.
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Posted 1/28/12

D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:



Did you miss the "Inside the body" bit?


No, I am thinking otherwise. :)


Ah I will.


Remember your words. I expected none today, but I got one. I expect something from you.


And now the pressure begins to build. Makes me a bit sleepy, all the pressure and whatnot.
Posted 1/28/12

ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:



Did you miss the "Inside the body" bit?


No, I am thinking otherwise. :)


Ah I will.


Remember your words. I expected none today, but I got one. I expect something from you.


And now the pressure begins to build. Makes me a bit sleepy, all the pressure and whatnot.


Go to sleep, I will be your doctor.
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Posted 1/28/12

D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:



Did you miss the "Inside the body" bit?


No, I am thinking otherwise. :)


Ah I will.


Remember your words. I expected none today, but I got one. I expect something from you.


And now the pressure begins to build. Makes me a bit sleepy, all the pressure and whatnot.


Go to sleep, I will be your doctor.


Awesome.
Posted 1/28/12

ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


ZenZaku wrote:



Did you miss the "Inside the body" bit?


No, I am thinking otherwise. :)


Ah I will.


Remember your words. I expected none today, but I got one. I expect something from you.


And now the pressure begins to build. Makes me a bit sleepy, all the pressure and whatnot.


Go to sleep, I will be your doctor.


Awesome.


I can feel your hearbeat.

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Posted 1/28/12
That is just....
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Posted 1/30/12

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kenkorrupt wrote:

Very unlikely that a man would bleed out enough (and die) from cutting off, or stabbing off, his own penis. The vasculature in that area is just not heavy enough for there to be a life-threatening loss of blood to occur if it suffers trauma like that. It isn't like severing your femoral artery, or cutting open your throat....


Thats where ur wrong a guy can bleed himself to death like that when there horny alot of blood flows down there soo maybe he cut it while being horny!


The size of the vessels down there is what I am talking about. The blood vessels themselves, the veins and arteries, are not so large in diameter that, when cut, a persons blood would just spill out and not clot fast enough, causing them to die.

But, if this individual, was really excited, and assuming - like you mentioned, the flow of blood was increased down there because thats what happens during arousal, and he maintained his erect-state until he completely stabbed his own organ off, AND he had a condition where his blood could not CLOT... then yes, there is a remote possibility that he would die from stabbing his manhood off.

Very remote.
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Posted 1/30/12
If i where to suicide i go with a shot to the head not that i would ever do so but cutting a man's penis is just screaming murder with a lot of reason behind it.
Posted 1/30/12
That's the most disturbing way to commit suicide o.o
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