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But that's not awkward ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncFyECT5WHc
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The awkward moment when your phone dropped the call yet you keep talking & you only realize the call dropped because your phone starts to ring...
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I think I'll just give an example of my attempts at picking up women . . .


GrateSaiyaman wrote:
I'd thought about online dating but since my last attempts to pick someone up in the traditional way usually ended up . . . for lack of a better word, stupid... I'm not too sure it would be an improvement.

My experience has been going over to Starbucks being in line, starting a nice conversation, getting my coffee paid for (surprises me every time it happens) and we go sit down . . . the gal will generally pick a table with another guy sitting there and then she'll start flirting with the other guy???
I don't know what the hell's up with that.


The last time I ended up like that, I couldn't get a word in edgewise. The gal just kept asking this guy questions. BUT the other guy excused himself after about 2 minutes... He said he had to get back to work... As he got up to leave I got up and left too, we left her kind of befuddled.
About 20 minutes later I was over at Blockbuster and guess who I saw . . . the other guy. I guess he thought the gal I was with was a flake too.
I kind of knew things weren't going to go well when she pointed at her tits and did the "I'm up here" routine . . . being I was looking directly into her eyes the whole time I was kind of taken aback. I didn't look at her tits until she accused me of talking to them and they weren't really worth talking to . . . . I was temped to tell her that.

She also said that she was from Temcula, CA. and that it was a tiny little town where everyone knew everyone else. When I told her I might know some of her neighbors who were volunteering out at the local USFWS fish hatchery, she suddenly said that Temecula was really growing fast so she probably didn't know these people....

The line was long and all this happened before we got to order . . .
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Posted 3/10/12
Saying "what?" 3 times and even though you still have no idea what the person said you just agree. If its a question, you're fucked!

Thinking someone is waving at you but they're not, but you've already waved to them
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That awkward moment when I'm watching Korean music videos and my mexican mother comes and says: 'que es eso?'
Posted 3/10/12
When you're playing baseball and you are running to catch the ball with your eyes straight on it and when you are just about to get it, you notice the girl with the biggest boobs in the school is also running to catch it, you are both running at ur fastest speed when you take her down and notice your hands are sitting on her rack.

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-FueledbyRamen wrote:


That awkward moment when I'm watching Korean music videos and my mexican mother comes and says: 'que es eso?'


I agree !

And that awkward moment when you feel like you're being watched on the internet.
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Darkraivids wrote:


-FueledbyRamen wrote:


That awkward moment when I'm watching Korean music videos and my mexican mother comes and says: 'que es eso?'


I agree !

And that awkward moment when you feel like you're being watched on the internet.


Well, I use my laptop in my room;so Jesus is watching me....? LOL
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Posted 3/10/12

-FueledbyRamen wrote:


Darkraivids wrote:


-FueledbyRamen wrote:


That awkward moment when I'm watching Korean music videos and my mexican mother comes and says: 'que es eso?'


I agree !

And that awkward moment when you feel like you're being watched on the internet.


Well, I use my laptop in my room;so Jesus is watching me....? LOL


True, lol. I think the trolls are watching me.... (internet trolls, I mean.)

Another awkward moment is when you are in bed, you just woke up, you open your eyes, and you see your sibling wearing only a towel, and you just turn away and pretend you didn't see anything.
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In my house, we dress b4 we come out of the shower :|
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Posted 3/10/12 , edited 3/10/12
That awkward moment when you look back on a past situation and realize how idiotic you acted.
That awkward moment when your friend is talking to someone that you don't know so you just stand there....awkwardly.
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Talking about Awkward moments . . . can be awkward moments....

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17 / F / under your bed O.o
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Posted 3/10/12
The most awkwardest moment that I've experienced was when I was in my boyfriend's room and we were doing..stuff and his mom walked in lolol
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Posted 3/11/12
That awkward moment when you don't remember if it really happened if if it was a dream
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That awkward moment when somebody says something in a different language and you say yeah i agree and its something insulting about yourself....
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