Man Stabs Brother Over Brownie

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chrome_mist 49191 cr points Send Message: 20 / F / Under your skin. Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 I'm lovin' it! And I'm not sharin' it. A Pennsylvania man was arrested on Wednesday night after he allegedly stabbed his brother several times over a McDonald's brownie, The Times-Tribune reported. Cops said that Erik "Eggs" Cain and his brother Gene Cain got into an argument when Gene cut the treat in half. The share tactic was apparently enough to enrage Erik, because he picked up three steak knives and allegedly slashed and stabbed Gene in the left forearm, left shoulder and right wrist. "[Gene] thought his brother was going to kill him," so he responded by throwing a television at Erik, police Sgt. Joseph Laguzzi wrote in a report obtained by the newspaper. Erik fled, but was later collared and charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment, harassment and disorderly conduct. But it wasn't Erik's first run-in with cops. At the time of the alleged stabbing incident, Erik had been out on bail after being charged with slashing his girlfriend last month, The Associated Press reported. Editor's Note: This article incorrectly stated that Gene Cain had been arrested. We regret the error. Source. _________________________________________________ Brownie is serious business, y'all. And at him throwing a fucking television. That's how you save your life. Also, buy Lana Del Rey's new album on iTunes.
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JeN_15 56086 cr points Send Message: 17 / F / wherever Ace is n... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 Throwing a television? . . . wow.
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AutumnsSummer 5256 cr points Send Message: 16 Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 Can't they just buy another brownie? >.>
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Amyas_Leigh 19599 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / Georgia, USA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 Micky-D's... has brownies? Why have I not heard of this? Seriously though... three steak knives? well I guess there was that one time when I chased one of my friends with a pair of nunchuks over a grilled cheese that he stole right out of the pan (bastard). Long story short, I ended up accidentally wacking myself in the head with said nunchuks after a long chase... then we proceeded to get more shitfaced. Later that night we all shaved our heads and pierced our ears with safety pins... Good times, good times.
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Axerith 27114 cr points Send Message: 25 / M Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 Would have been war if it were a chicken or a cupcake.
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Cecilthedarkknight234 60143 cr points Send Message: 27 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 god dangit people.. start using common sense already.. please???
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wingz74 4456 cr points Send Message: 23 / all around the wo... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 DeusExMachine wrote: Next, we'll have a woman shooting her sister over a box of Pop-Tarts. im waiting for this with bated breaths as we speak AutumnsSummer wrote: Can't they just buy another brownie? >.> of corse not brownies are expensive that must have been one hell of a brownie...though i dont know when Mcdonalds started making such things if they even do
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wingz74 4456 cr points Send Message: 23 / all around the wo... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 Axerith wrote: Would have been war if it were a chicken or a cupcake. hey touch my cupcake,no bueno
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c4nnibalism 3837 cr points Send Message: F / потерян Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 mcdonalds ain't even that good.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12, edited 2/4/12 Might you be Lana Del Rey? I always dreamed that'd be you. I dreamed about you Chrome... I dreamed a good dream. If it were me I'd have walked right through the TV and choked the bastard with my own hands and then pulled his trachea out. Alas I'm a peaceful man and realize violence is an ugly sad resort.
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Banned -Vega- 31428 cr points Send Message: 32 / M / The Universal Con... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 I'm more concerned about McDonald's actually having brownies. When did that happen?
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Maiden_aya 29829 cr points Send Message: 25 / F / pLaNeT eArTh??? Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/4/12 Cod-of-War wrote: Holy crap! Since when did they start selling brownies at McDonald's!? -Vega- wrote: I'm more concerned about McDonald's actually having brownies. When did that happen? That's the first thing that crossed my mind
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KiteCross 5956 cr points Send Message: M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/5/12, edited 2/5/12 I don't think I need to ask Erik "what would you do for a Klondike bar" seriously. Edit: Seriously McDonalds has Brownies.
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Banned -Vega- 31428 cr points Send Message: 32 / M / The Universal Con... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/5/12, edited 2/5/12 It is settled. McDonald's actually selling brownies is much more important than an article about some random sociopath.
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sound 27631 cr points Send Message: F / DOMINATING THE WORLD Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/5/12 they probably fought cus i bet they had a friend working there and batched some weed brownies !X3
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