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Man Stabs Brother Over Brownie
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I'm lovin' it! And I'm not sharin' it.

A Pennsylvania man was arrested on Wednesday night after he allegedly stabbed his brother several times over a McDonald's brownie, The Times-Tribune reported.

Cops said that Erik "Eggs" Cain and his brother Gene Cain got into an argument when Gene cut the treat in half. The share tactic was apparently enough to enrage Erik, because he picked up three steak knives and allegedly slashed and stabbed Gene in the left forearm, left shoulder and right wrist.

"[Gene] thought his brother was going to kill him," so he responded by throwing a television at Erik, police Sgt. Joseph Laguzzi wrote in a report obtained by the newspaper.

Erik fled, but was later collared and charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment, harassment and disorderly conduct.

But it wasn't Erik's first run-in with cops. At the time of the alleged stabbing incident, Erik had been out on bail after being charged with slashing his girlfriend last month, The Associated Press reported.

Editor's Note: This article incorrectly stated that Gene Cain had been arrested. We regret the error.

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Brownie is serious business, y'all.
And at him throwing a fucking television.

That's how you save your life.


Also, buy Lana Del Rey's new album on iTunes.









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Throwing a television? . . . wow.
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Can't they just buy another brownie? >.>
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Micky-D's... has brownies? Why have I not heard of this?

Seriously though... three steak knives? well I guess there was that one time when I chased one of my friends with a pair of nunchuks over a grilled cheese that he stole right out of the pan (bastard). Long story short, I ended up accidentally wacking myself in the head with said nunchuks after a long chase... then we proceeded to get more shitfaced. Later that night we all shaved our heads and pierced our ears with safety pins...

Good times, good times.
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Would have been war if it were a chicken or a cupcake.
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god dangit people.. start using common sense already.. please???
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DeusExMachine wrote:

Next, we'll have a woman shooting her sister over a box of Pop-Tarts.


im waiting for this with bated breaths as we speak


AutumnsSummer wrote:

Can't they just buy another brownie? >.>


of corse not brownies are expensive

that must have been one hell of a brownie...though i dont know when Mcdonalds started making such things if they even do
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Axerith wrote:

Would have been war if it were a chicken or a cupcake.


hey touch my cupcake,no bueno
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mcdonalds ain't even that good.
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Might you be Lana Del Rey? I always dreamed that'd be you. I dreamed about you Chrome... I dreamed a good dream.


If it were me I'd have walked right through the TV and choked the bastard with my own hands and then pulled his trachea out.

Alas I'm a peaceful man and realize violence is an ugly sad resort.
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I'm more concerned about McDonald's actually having brownies. When did that happen?
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Cod-of-War wrote:

Holy crap! Since when did they start selling brownies at McDonald's!?





-Vega- wrote:

I'm more concerned about McDonald's actually having brownies. When did that happen?


That's the first thing that crossed my mind
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I don't think I need to ask Erik "what would you do for a Klondike bar" seriously.

Edit: Seriously McDonalds has Brownies.
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It is settled. McDonald's actually selling brownies is much more important than an article about some random sociopath.
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they probably fought cus i bet they had a friend working there and batched some weed brownies !X3
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