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Man Stabs Brother Over Brownie
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Posted 2/5/12
Wait, McDonalds sells brownies? And offers steak knives? And he pulled a television off the wall? What?
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what i wanna know is, where was the attack, if it was in macky-d's then my reaction is THEY HAVE STEAK KNIVES? and a tv?
But i find it almost laughtable that all you're reactions are macky-D's has brownies.
Posted 2/5/12

TheModernDayZombie wrote:

That man must really like his brownies... My brownie!


*stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*

NO MINE!
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Tbf, I would happily maim most people if it meant a brownie
Posted 2/5/12

underlock wrote:


TheModernDayZombie wrote:

That man must really like his brownies... My brownie!


*stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*

NO MINE!


*Throws that big fat Panasonic television (the one from the 1990's or 2000) at you* for self defense.... Now back to the brownie goodness *nom nom nom*
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Posted 2/5/12
I vote on getting him sterilized, so he won't pass on that insanity.
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40 / M / Canada
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Posted 2/5/12
as many others, i quietly lol that the majority reaction was "McD's has brownies?"

as for 3 steak knives.. i just keep getting the image or Zoro for One Piece.
..but back closer to reality, it really makes me wonder that he got so enraged he had to use 3 of them.

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that's close enough to half, right bro?
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Posted 2/5/12
That must've been a good ass brownie, and the brother probably didn't cut it straight down the middle... But when did McDonalds start making brownies....
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Posted 2/5/12
It's sad to think that insanity is not an uncommon thing, even if it's was because of a brownie.
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27 / M / Florida, USA
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Posted 2/5/12
Wait, you got it all wrong, it's not brownies, it's bronies. The guy really wanted that Rainbow Dash doll, but his dick brother cut it in half out of spite.
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20 / M / Modesto California
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Posted 2/5/12
Cant believe he would do that for a brownie now if it was a bag of Doritos than i would sympathize with him.
Posted 2/5/12


That's what happened in your dreams. You see, what actually happened was that as soon as you tried to lift that piece of concrete called TV from the 90s, you couldn't handle the weight and it fell on your head.

But just to be sure I stabbed you 5 times afterwards. *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*

MINE!
Posted 2/5/12


Why would I lift that block over my head? I would just toss it like a hot potato, just come a little closer so I can land this thing on you lol.... I dunno about you but the brownies are great in my tummy...

Btw you only stabbed me four times, the zombie still lives!
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Posted 2/5/12
I would stab a man for a hash brownie.
Posted 2/5/12
good thing it wasn't a klondike bar
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