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CarboKill 
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Posted 2/11/12
I sit in the garden drinking lager.
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Posted 2/11/12
I was born from a vagina. I then got education at Oompaland. I am now a super senior and am taught that rabbits are better at sex than humans.
youwannaroll
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Posted 2/11/12, edited 2/11/12

D01BCDN3 wrote:


youwannaroll wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:
Sorry, but.....

TROLOLOLOL.


LOLOLOLuTROLLOLOL.

gawd, people should really know better than to take you seriously by now. =P

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omg tl;dr. summary? --_--;;;



MeanwhileBackInCommunistRussia wrote:

Well, in West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground where I spent the most of my days, chillin' out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble round the neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!".

The rest is history in one of the best sitcoms ever made


heh. also like the only sitcom that is sometimes worth watching.

hey, check it out.. there's a length limit to each post here..
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ok once upon a time there was a lil person named me, me climbed to the top of the hill and was running from some mimes when a hobo came out of a cave n said,"well hello there, wanna come to the batcave?" so i said HELL YA and he ate me for his feet.which were purple and he was very old.
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I was born in a really awful city, got bulied at primary, got bullied in high school, had two really evil guys as boyfriends, found out I was a fan of anime, found out I was attracted to girls, grew further and further apart from my dad, left school, started doing volunteer work to help people, and is now saving up in the hope of moving far far away in the future.
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This is the message written after I erased the elaborate life story I had originally typed in.
No way am I letting you guys in on my bottled up crazy.
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Posted 2/12/12

youwannaroll wrote:

omg tl;dr. summary? --_--;;;


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youwannaroll
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D01BCDN3 wrote:


youwannaroll wrote:

omg tl;dr. summary? --_--;;;


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oh ok, i see now.
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youwannaroll wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


youwannaroll wrote:

omg tl;dr. summary? --_--;;;


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oh ok, i see now.


:)
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Posted 2/12/12, edited 2/12/12
i honestly dont dare if you lie about your life story. probably better not to talk about life anyway. i wouldn't want to talk about somethiong that only make me depressed; plus, things on a forum shouldn't be so heavy...
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Posted 2/12/12
There's happy moments, a lot of sad moments and awkward ones. Not much to talk about.
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D01BCDN3 wrote:

Want to report me? I don't give a shit.


But not giving a shit is against forum rules
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BlaculaKuchuki wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

Want to report me? I don't give a shit.


But not giving a shit is against forum rules


EVEN BETTER.
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Posted 2/12/12
Born in the highlands of Scotland in 1592...
puchiro
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i was constantly sexually molested by my brother when i was in elementary school. its been years since that incident, and to be honest i don't really feel that it traumatized me in a way people would expect me to. i learned to forget about and never told a soul. until when i entered high school, i always felt rather upset no matter what. i thought maybe i was depressed, but then again why would i be? i mean my life may not be fabulous but i still have roof over my head as well as good health. so i asked my health teacher if i was depressed and she made me spill about every aspect of my life that could have led me to feel this way. i talked about my mother's secret affair, and how she wants me to keep it a secret, and many other things. inevitably the fact that i was molested spilled out and she forced me to go to a therapist with both me and my brother, or else he would get arrested. and so i went to a therapist but i quit after 2 sessions because even though i felt sad, i still didn't have much to say. its as if i kept repeating the same things over & over. idk about my brother we don't talk. i had to tell either my mother or my father about what my brother did to me so i picked my mom. she didn't seem to care at all, she was only concerned about her reputation. but its better that way, less drama

i look at all of my friends and i feel different, yknow? but im still pretty thankful i guess. my life is better then most
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