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Valentines Day (For all you singles!!)
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Posted 2/12/12
Ahh the day where couples can engage in lovey-doveyness (yes i know i made up that word) and where singles can sulk in their own lonelyness. Well your in luck for those singles around there. I have a solution to your wonderful problem(s) so hear me out. BEING SINGLE IS PERFECTLY FINE. As a matter of fact its a bit better than being in a relationship. Reason? Its because you dont have to deal with many things. Yes being in a relationship has its perks but single can be good too. One, you dont need to deal with any stress. Any Stress-free relationship is not possible. DONT TEST IT BECAUSE YOU WILL FAIL. Now if their is stress free relationship that means your just wanking off to something.... Lmao. Two, You can save some money. You dont need to buy anything for your girlfriend/boyfriend besides your mother (i mean common who doesnt buy something for their mom) so you saved money CONGRATS! (*clap, clap, clap, clap*). Three, you can do whatever you love without someone interrupting you or soneone who keeps trying to call u every 5 seconds to know what your doing (yes im talking about you girls with a habit of being way too insecure of their boyfriends) And last but not least, YOU DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT A THING! Being single is fun, no need to worry for any type of BS, (unless you have some type of erectyle disfunction)* NOW REMEMBER I NEVER STATED BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP IS BAD IM JUST STATING THIS THEORY FOR THOSE SINGLES WHO'S DESPERATE FOR A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW!*
Posted 2/12/12
Please be with everyone, except your mom.
Posted 2/12/12
I don't know, this depresses me more and makes me more lonely. I shall go masturbate now.
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I really don't know what to say. Also, I don't buy anything for my Mom. I wouldn't mind having a clingy girlfriend. I would find her really amusing if she is like that.
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Posted 2/12/12
Agreed.... not with the first post though.
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I really don't know what to say. Also, I don't buy anything for my Mom. I wouldn't mind having a clingy girlfriend. I would find her really amusing if she is like that.


You capitalize the first letter of "mom" and "dad" a lot, I just noticed. If I assumed correctly, does it mean that you show respect to them a lot?
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...........while wat u said make perfect sense....it still make me depress just thinking bout it >_<....well maybe once day i can experience the stress u talking bout.....anyway goin to prepare the corner for the 14th...
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-Vega- wrote:

I really don't know what to say. Also, I don't buy anything for my Mom. I wouldn't mind having a clingy girlfriend. I would find her really amusing if she is like that.


You capitalize the first letter of "mom" and "dad" a lot, I just noticed. If I assumed correctly, does it mean that you show respect to them a lot?


I respect them, but not a lot. I just learned back then that you are supposed to capitalize mom/dad/etc if you are referring to your own mom/mother and dad/father or whatever you call them. I'm not sure if what I learned is correct now though. It's habit from a vague memory.
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Haha that reminds me when my group of friends and I are in an xbox live party and one of them flips out whenever his girl is bothering him during the "guys time" of the day. Although he's too much of a wimp to tell her to stfu but whatever.

Honestly it would be nice to have a girl right now. It is just not possible with my current work and schooling situation.
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I never celebrate valentines day. I think it's a waste of time, and a day to make you buy chocolate. On the bright side there will be discounted chocolate afterwards.
Posted 2/12/12
Thanks for pointing it out! Now us loners are going to feel super lonely, especially that guy who made the loner thread...who was it...Big_A? Ha ha.
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Posted 2/12/12
lols i didnt even knew today is valentine
Posted 2/12/12

-Vega- wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


-Vega- wrote:

I really don't know what to say. Also, I don't buy anything for my Mom. I wouldn't mind having a clingy girlfriend. I would find her really amusing if she is like that.


You capitalize the first letter of "mom" and "dad" a lot, I just noticed. If I assumed correctly, does it mean that you show respect to them a lot?


I respect them, but not a lot. I just learned back then that you are supposed to capitalize mom/dad/etc if you are referring to your own mom/mother and dad/father or whatever you call them. I'm not sure if what I learned is correct now though. It's habit from a vague memory.


Really?! My teachers never taught me that. I am appalled! How preposterous!
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Posted 2/12/12 , edited 2/12/12
...Yeah I don't even know how Valentines day got recognized as a holiday...Actually I think all holidays are stupid, but whatevs

Being single is the best thing in the world!! There are times when I am tempted but I think if I settled down I wouldn't travel as much. Besides I like to buy me gifts, and get myself cards. I know...I'm strange...but I love me waaay too much right now to get with someone else...

But I'm thinking when I go to Michigan for 2 months I may start dating..that way it'll be long distance when I come back home in May...Or meet a guy in Virgina..or Florida..Hmm see? If I had a boyfriend, he'd be all like "Why you always moving?" "Why you always traveling, let's cuddle."

Just....no.

And I spend so much time socializing with others that I really value my time by myself. The last time I dated was when I was 19 and it was great for my writing....but that's it.
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Posted 2/12/12
Being in a relationship = SEX.

Not being in a relationship = SAVE MONEY.

minus all the emotions involved, one can distill a relationship to two states: SEX & MONEY.
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