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People are saying Chuck Norris is dead?
Posted 2/26/12
An internet scam is going around saying that Chuck Norris has died at the age of 71. The rumor started on Facebook:

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/facebook/facebook-scam-video-chuck-norris-dies-at-age-71-not-a-joke/8011

What a load of shit. Everyone knows the Grim Reaper is afraid of Chuck Norris

He's not dead btw, but I was ready to believe it when someone linked me the video. I think its sad that people can't come up with original ideas to drive people towards their websites without exploiting the innocent.


Posted 2/26/12
LOL death? Chuck Norris? Naah.

If their website was any good they wouldn't need to make bullshit stories up to get views.

Posted 2/26/12
There's only 1 way to kill Chuck Norris. Create 100 Chuck Norris clones.
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Posted 2/26/12
he lives in Dallas Texas, is often here in Austin. He was here a couple weeks ago, and unless he died by the earth ending, I think your information is wrong.
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Posted 2/26/12
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris. He's just a man. If he were REALLY a god he'd show up at my house and hit me with my keyboWGRRLBE!
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Posted 2/26/12
Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name. Nothing comes between Chuck Norris.
Posted 2/26/12

jingone wrote:

he lives in Dallas Texas, is often here in Austin. He was here a couple weeks ago, and unless he died by the earth ending, I think your information is wrong.


MY information? Excuse me, how hard it is to read a first post?! Jeez
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Posted 2/26/12
I'm sick of Chuck Norris jokes.
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Posted 2/26/12
don't be so sensitive.. the scam you viewed, posted on the internet....... you were smart enough to see it as a scam, and probably something used to send out trojans, (check your computer)
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Posted 2/26/12
when chuck norris dies he is reborn from his own ashes
Posted 2/26/12 , edited 2/26/12
Death can't come for Chuck Norris when he IS Death.



The only thing that gets between Chuck Norris and Justice is an Equal Sign.
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Posted 2/26/12
chuck norris deosn't have an age, its the number of universes that he destroyed.

chuck norris doesn't die, he just likes to take vacations: steaming hot spas and a cabaret of beautiful girls that'll leave ya breathless.

yea i don't like CN jokes either, but its funny when you don't get bombarded with them for a while.
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Posted 2/26/12
CN jokes... This thread is going to be their home for a while...

Anyway onto the topic!

I haven't seen it in the news nor have I heard it from anyone locally so I'm gonna say no, he isn't dead.
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Posted 2/26/12
I thought Bruce Lee killed him?
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Posted 2/26/12
Chuck Norris will live for many more years....
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