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Posted 2/28/12

octoceasar wrote:

How's the enema going?


It's going very quickly. The water goes in one minute and comes out the next!
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Posted 2/28/12

octoceasar wrote:

How's the enema going?


Apparently very badly. you still seem full of shit. Take a deep breath while I resort to digital dis-impaction. whoops forgot the lube.... well .. well you still seem quite full...

Let me fetch the a rectal tube... another deep breath please....

is that bleeding? oops sorry.

I'll um.. let you be for now.


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Posted 2/29/12 , edited 2/29/12
You should check out a career as a registered nurse
Posted 2/29/12
Should we already be nursing one another.
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Posted 3/1/12

underlock wrote:

I have been assigned to prostate exams because my hands are big.


I would think that people who have smaller hands would be more adept at performing prostate exams.

Oh wait your bs. lol.
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Posted 3/2/12

kenkorrupt wrote:


underlock wrote:

I have been assigned to prostate exams because my hands are big.


I would think that people who have smaller hands would be more adept at performing prostate exams.

Oh wait your bs. lol.


You need long fingers...

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Posted 6/26/12
lol. what the hell is up with the first post? xD oh well, to answer this thread, I'm currently a student nurse. 3rd year. just 1 more year til i graduate. oh yeeaahh! i hate my course soooo much btw. :)))
Posted 6/26/12
my sister is a nurse, it pays goood
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Posted 6/26/12
Nursing must be awful. D:
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Posted 6/27/12
You want to be a nurse in Nova Scotia?

Old people.
Posted 6/29/12
I'm studying to be a nurse, does that count? And most of the nurses I know wouldn't fit into that sexy nurse's outfit. Nor would they want to after working a 12 hour shift or maybe they would, but it wouldn't look like that on them.....
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Posted 6/29/12
I'm not a Nurse but i can be Nurse.
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Posted 6/29/12
I got a hemorrhoid, what should I do? This thing is so itchy. I think the sunflower seeds shell did it, I ate the shells, too lazy to open them.
Posted 6/29/12
I went to school for LPN, then realized it's not the right path for me, So I chose a different career, but still in the medical field.
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Posted 6/29/12

papagolfwhiskey wrote:

Most nurses don't look like that. most are going to be a 5' 4" Jamaican lady who weighs at least two bills, and laughs like Jabba the hutt. or they may be like me. A forty five year old man. I'd look pretty silly in that outfit.


I dunno. You might be pretty hot-looking in that. I suspect my wife, a nurse instructor for the last 15 years, were she younger would fall for you wearing that.
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