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'Dead' Chinese grandmother climbs out of coffin after six days
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Posted 2/29/12

Xie_Lang wrote:

Wait, I thought coffins had an air tight seal once it was closed? If it was the zombie apocalypse, you'd see me jacking some Hummers and raiding Twinkie trucks only to be disappointed with Snowballs


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Posted 2/29/12

xddbad wrote:


Xie_Lang wrote:

Wait, I thought coffins had an air tight seal once it was closed? If it was the zombie apocalypse, you'd see me jacking some Hummers and raiding Twinkie trucks only to be disappointed with Snowballs


don't forget



you'll pay for it later if you don't


True, true XD

Posted 2/29/12
That would scare me for awhile.
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Posted 2/29/12

Xie_Lang wrote:


xddbad wrote:


Xie_Lang wrote:

Wait, I thought coffins had an air tight seal once it was closed? If it was the zombie apocalypse, you'd see me jacking some Hummers and raiding Twinkie trucks only to be disappointed with Snowballs


don't forget



you'll pay for it later if you don't


True, true XD



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Posted 2/29/12

xddbad wrote:


Xie_Lang wrote:


xddbad wrote:


Xie_Lang wrote:

Wait, I thought coffins had an air tight seal once it was closed? If it was the zombie apocalypse, you'd see me jacking some Hummers and raiding Twinkie trucks only to be disappointed with Snowballs


don't forget



you'll pay for it later if you don't


True, true XD



also very important




Those are ALWAYS important....unless there's a zombie in the car.....
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Posted 2/29/12
Damn, if she woke up 1 day later she wouldve woken up just to relize she's about to suficate to death
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Posted 2/29/12
I suppose that when you're in a country like China and someone shows up saying their relative's dead, you don't bother asking questions, you just put 'er in the ground. At least they didn't cut her open to find her heart's still beating.
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Posted 2/29/12
She still looks pretty dead to me.
Posted 2/29/12 , edited 3/1/12
6 days without eating I can only last 1. Hmmmm... I forgot how many days they're suppose to park the coffin 7 or 10 days?
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Posted 2/29/12
cool..
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Posted 3/1/12
that was mad
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Posted 3/1/12
Good thing she woke up again before they buried or cremated her. This could have ended a lot worse than it did
Posted 3/1/12 , edited 3/1/12
LOL XD Go, super granny.

When mine died, we took her stuff. I felt bad at first, but if she ever "comes back," she's covered.
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Posted 3/1/12
super powers?
Posted 3/1/12
in the old days coffins use to have bells the "dead" can ring if they awoke
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