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'Dead' Chinese grandmother climbs out of coffin after six days
Posted 6/3/12
Fall of the house of Usher?
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Posted 6/3/12
Yet more evidence that teh Zomblie Apocalypse has occured. ...its just taking its time turning into a pandemic. lol
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Posted 6/3/12
Gladys, the Granny of Iron. She doesn't give a damn - she busts out of her coffin, showering splinters everywhere in front of horrified onlookers, and screams at her son to go make her a sandwich, she "ain't dead yet!".

Discovering that her family attempted to erase her existence by burning her vast collection of coins and hand-made quilts, she departs th4e scene, sandwich in hand, on a vendetta to bring an end to the Chinese government. She trains professionally as an assassin for 7 years, mastering the Divine Art of the Fist of the North Star.

She was eventually betrayed by her 80 year old lover, Chan (whose face was reminiscent of a tanned leather), and fell on the field of battle, the evil Chinese overlords cackling with mad laughter over her broken form.

But they didn't realize they were already dead, so she went to make herself some dinner back at her house.
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Posted 6/3/12
It used to happen in the US and Europe too, its caused by a variety of ailments that cause extremely shallow heart beat and breathe (to the point a stethoscope can miss it) at very long intervals. She is lucky that she woke up when she did.
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