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How do you make it funny, saying "I love you" isn't really funny but okay.
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I'll fuck you at a later date.
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I don't know what you are talking about, but just saying "I love you" is funny enough. Har har.
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F / DOMINATING THE WORLD
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without u i am not complete
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30 / USA
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i would love to brush your teeth
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18 / M / LISTENING TO BACK...
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i will do wat i said to my girl ana :P
i am the most awesome person and you are the second most awesome lets become one and we will come super awesome
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i am great and u are not as great as me but u are perfect for u me and i love you :p
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20 / F / United Kingdom
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You are the Watson to my Sherlock
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24 / M / norway
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going trough the hard process of finding all the things you love with an person just to say the bad aspects of them
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Slapping her with your dick.
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Well, if you were pregnant, it wouldn't be completely horrible.
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29 / M / Silent Hill
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a day after I dumped my ex girlfriend she sent me 3 pizzas to my workplace, it was from Pizza Hut and they have some strict regional rule about not delivering to our area but the ex made it happen. In pepperoni one pizza spelled "i", next pizza "<3" and next pizza was "u" and to top it off it was deep dish with a side of hot wings, I couldnt say no to that!
The driver made a big scene asking for me, and I didn't know what was going on, I thought I had to pay and leave a tip but even all that was taken care of. I saw the receipt and it said her name on it, and i was like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap"
I did accept her back, but after another 2 months I ended it. Though it will be remembered as most creative way in my book.
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if u were a booger....i wud so pick u....XD
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When i say "I love you" to a girl i bet she's going to laugh even tho if im serious.. so.. i guess thats funny?
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