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Post Reply How was your very first kiss?
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Posted 6/23/12
it was wet lol.
Posted 6/23/12
I threw a fish at my friend's mouth. What happened? Can't remember anything but him swimming in my tank.
Posted 6/23/12
I threw a fish at my friend's mouth. What happened? Can't remember anything but him swimming in my tank.
Posted 6/23/12
I threw a fish at my friend's mouth. What happened? Can't remember anything but him swimming in my tank.
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Posted 6/23/12


rather impressive. you have earned my respect.

>In response I don't quite know which one I should consider as my first kiss because I kissed a neighborhood boy when I was like 5 and one of my older sisters friends when I was 7 but my first kiss after recieving sexual stimulation from it was from my first girlfriend in 8th grade and as I recall her lip balm was watermelon and I got more out of licking her lips than actually kissing her. All said it wasn't a bad experience for either of us.
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Posted 6/24/12 , edited 6/24/12
I'll tell you when it happens.
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19 / F / Rainbow Land ♥
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Posted 6/24/12
Tingles me inside. : " >
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Posted 6/24/12
Like licking a wet fish, tbh.
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Posted 7/7/12
I'll make this really long so everyone will skip it, but I'll still get the healthy opportunity to vent some of the most pent up feelings I have inside. My first kiss was in front of my house and my stupid parents were watching through a window. I looked up and saw them and it screwed everything up. The kiss was beyond awful, I didn't bite her or anything, but it was so bad it made a funny noise, and then my voice cracked when I tried to joke about it.... I think I basically fucked up her only chance at a romantic first kiss. She gave me a look like I was made out of fail and then she basically stopped talking to me for a month. Then she went on a school trip to Spain for two weeks without saying goodbye, then came back and continued to ignore me until the day of Junior prom, when she suddenly called me and asked if I was ready. I just said: "Why the hell would I go with you?" and she hung up. Then her mom came to my house and demanded I give her the tickets I bought. I threw them in her face and screamed something like "Your daughter's a lesbian!" not because I thought she was one, but because she ran the affirmative action club at our high school and it was an easy cheap-shot. A week later, one of the guys in the limo group she formed demanded I pay him three hundred bucks and told me that everyone was talking about kicking my ass. I called her a liar and told him you can't stand up someone who hasn't talked to you for months. Seriously, it was the middle of June and the last time I had talked to her was my birthday in april when she gave me a red striped shirt she probably got for free from her father's clothing store. It had been so long since she had returned any of my calls that I really did assume she had dumped me, to the point where I never bothered to get fitted for my tux. My response to his b.s. was pretty weak, but nobody tried to kick my ass and I never had to pay for her stupid limo ride.

Still, I went home, thought about how screwed up my life was and cried about it. Just a few months before I had finally managed to pluck up the courage to ask my biggest crush out on a date, and like in a dream she actually said yes, and for a few weeks she really seemed to like me. I had been floating on a cloud for a short time, but I just kept sticking my foot in my mouth, and acting like the immature overgrown child that I was at 17. And now I seem to chant the mantra "I screwed it all up, it was all my fault" even in my dreams.

It's actually rather common, but I can't help thinking of it as an abnormal obsession that I still think about her all the time, but at least I'm too embarrassed to stalk her. I don't want to turn into more of a weirdo than I already am. I've never googled her name, or checked for a myspace, or facebook page. I'm still too embarrassed and mixed up to even want to see what she looks like after all these years. Like somehow if I even had to look at her picture every stupid regrettable thing I've ever said or done would just come flooding back and bury me alive. Such a shame, I'm probably going to die of old age before I ever find the courage to contact her. What could I possibly say? Hey remember me, the fuckhead who stood you up during junior prom and said homophobic crap to your mom?! Hi!!! I've been thinking about you....

Yeah, sure, like that wouldn't be followed by an attorney contacting me about a restraining order issued in my name. Or at the very least, another incredibly extended period of being completely ignored by the same tiny blonde girl who ignored the crap out of me back when we were dating... Then again, she was figure skating back then, she might be big and fat by now, or dead, or in a wheelchair, but I doubt it. Not with my luck. With my luck she's in amazing shape and happily involved with somebody rich with movie star good looks. I'm not sure if it's possible but I don't really want to be made to feel even more worthless and pathetic than I already do. Deep down I want her to see that I've grown up, that I've matured, that I'm not the same douchebag I was back then. And I want her to forgive me for being young and stupid. Which is really weird, because if I was going to fantasize about something, why not imagine her apologizing to me!? Like, oh Ash, I'm so sorry I acted like that, I just wanted you to love me. And then I'd be all "awwwwww shucks" and then the 1970s porn music would kick in. Seriously, why is my fantasy to apologize? That's such a god damn boring crappy fantasy I'm embarrassed to even admit to it on an anonymous forum. Ach.... I can't stand how much garbage is allowed to just float freely through my mind without having to ask my permission first.
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Posted 7/7/12
Good question. Well it wasn't perfect but it was with a girl i considered my best friend at the time. We were having a conversation abouth the first kiss, since she hasn't experienced as well. We were both 14 at the time so she brought up the idea and, me feeling comfortable with her, agreed. We ended up making out all night and she went from best friend to girlfriend.

That was nearly 5 years ago. Now she's engaged with my former friend lol it's crazy how things changed, but yea first kiss was alright.
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26 / F / Middle of FL
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Posted 7/7/12
My boyfriend at the time was 3 years older than me so I lied and told him I knew how to kiss. Turns out he didn't and asked me to teach him. So we just kissed different ways until we found a way we both liked. haha
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25 / F / tennessee
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Posted 7/7/12
i dont remember much but i was at a friends house for his birthday party
i was in elementery school
we were all playing hide n seek and we decided to hide in the closet together
i dont remember if he suggested it or if it just happened
but i remember sitting there with my lips pooched out and thinking this is boring lol
Posted 7/7/12 , edited 7/7/12
It felt like I wasn't feeling anything if I'm remembering correctly. I loved my ex-girlfriend, but the kiss was like nothing.
Posted 7/7/12

sweetly done
Posted 7/7/12
It was a dare. In 5th grade, at a birthday party, I got dared to kiss this girl, who was extremely mean. she was such a bitch. I avoided her the entire time I was there. Until we had to kiss. It was a horrible experiencing, because a week later during school, I got a love note from her. My worst nightmare. She tried adding me on Facebook last year, and I was like "YOU STILL KNOW WHO I AM!? IGNORE."
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