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Is Watching pornography strictly for 18 yrs and above?
Posted 6/18/07
If this is a joke it's not funny!
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Posted 6/18/07

zurital wrote:

you can learn alot from porn such as:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
31. Every guy has a penis as big as peter north.
32. All women are completely bald.
33. Women really don't mind being picked up off the street and then fucked in a moving van.
34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen.
35. Any other girl is a MILF.


cant say it better myself.
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Posted 6/18/07

FlameKiss wrote:

I caught my little brother watching porno...

He is only 12 yrs old should I tell him its bad?



u love hentai dont u? your avater tells alot.
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Posted 6/18/07
yess, it's not appropriate for children
but again people are free to do whatever they want
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Posted 6/18/07
no. i've been watching porn since i was a kid. and don't say i'm a perv, i didn't know better back then :P
besides...it's good for sex ed. haha
Posted 6/20/07
tell him that if you watch porn that the police will come and have to stay in jail for 2 years
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Posted 6/20/07
Who cares. Every male will eventually stumble into porn either from the internet or their parent's stash.
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Posted 6/20/07
Nowaday it doesn't matter how old r u as long as u no the meaning of sex u could go watch porn, take my friends for instance he no lots of porn site and theres this site when u go there it want u to click on 18 and older of youger if u click on 18 older u will enter a porn site without getting question by the site
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Posted 6/20/07

catex wrote:

Stopping a 12-year-old boy from looking at porn? Five words: thumb. Dutch boy. dam. hole.

The best thing to do is make him understand that porn is fantasy and that if he wants to look at porn, then he has to accept THE long "let's talk about birds and bees" lecture.

And make a promise to him he'll get thoroughly beaten up if he dared to touch a credit card to gain access to porn sites. In fact his favourite toy (let it be a video console, skateboard, or whatever) will be destroyed before his very eyes.

That's what we did for our younger brothers, anyway.


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! That's most reasonable thing Ive seen all day!!
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Posted 6/21/07
I sense a homophobe. A dumb one too... Oh wait... never mind they're all dumb.
Posted 6/21/07

lacap wrote:

B) hey atleast you know yer brother isn't a fag and next time he should say "Atleast i aint gay" to the next person who walks in on his private time.


Fag is such a cruel and ignorant word to use...jesus..."at least i aint gay"
Youre an idiot

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Posted 6/22/07

redxxbutterfly wrote:

no. i've been watching porn since i was a kid. and don't say i'm a perv, i didn't know better back then :P
besides...it's good for sex ed. haha

if sex ed was just showing kids porn than everybody would have sex like the list zurital put up, and that would just be retarded

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Posted 6/22/07
i learned how babies are made through porn.
and i've been watching porn since i was 9.
so no.
not strictly for 18 year olds.
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Posted 6/22/07
I know 18+ yearolds don't watch it alone....because they're like younger people watching....but it should be 18+....
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Posted 6/27/07
Only 15 year olds or younger are interested in porn its so dumb.

I hate porn never saw any sense in it.

But everyone tells me I should be a porn star cause I am a pedophiles dream girl.

18 and still looks 12.

Ick the thought sickens me.
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