zurital wrote:

you can learn alot from porn such as:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
31. Every guy has a penis as big as peter north.
32. All women are completely bald.
33. Women really don't mind being picked up off the street and then fucked in a moving van.
34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen.
35. Any other girl is a MILF.

FlameKiss wrote:

I caught my little brother watching porno...

He is only 12 yrs old should I tell him its bad?

catex wrote:

Stopping a 12-year-old boy from looking at porn? Five words: thumb. Dutch boy. dam. hole.

The best thing to do is make him understand that porn is fantasy and that if he wants to look at porn, then he has to accept THE long "let's talk about birds and bees" lecture.

And make a promise to him he'll get thoroughly beaten up if he dared to touch a credit card to gain access to porn sites. In fact his favourite toy (let it be a video console, skateboard, or whatever) will be destroyed before his very eyes.

That's what we did for our younger brothers, anyway.

lacap wrote:

B) hey atleast you know yer brother isn't a fag and next time he should say "Atleast i aint gay" to the next person who walks in on his private time.

redxxbutterfly wrote:

no. i've been watching porn since i was a kid. and don't say i'm a perv, i didn't know better back then :P
besides...it's good for sex ed. haha