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Okay. So here's a question that we discussed during a lecture at uni (lecturer included) during one of our classes off tangent conversations.
Would you rather fight;
1. A Cobra without the use of your hands/arms,
Or...
2. A Tiger, where you get the use of a wooden bat.
??? So which is it and why???
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Cobra. If I can't use my hands/arms presumably I can still use my legs and run away :)
Though I think the tiger would give a quicker, less painful death...
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I fight bears using only my penis, so this is nothing special to me really.
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im the first one to vote tiger ^^ wow ya tiger definetly, wooden bats r fun
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Send Message: 19 / M / New Jersey, U.S.A.
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Tiger cause im a man and i like the challenge. Now im gonna go to the zoo and pick a fight
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What would chuck Norris do...
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Cobra seems to give you the best chances, right?
........................And one can always dream, of course, that the hours spent watching Steve Irwin on Animal Planet wouldn't be in vain.
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Either one, I'm going to be the one walking away.
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I'll kick that cobra right in the mug
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Cobra because I'm assuming they don't limit your footwear in which case I would wear steel-toe boots and curb stomp it.
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A tiger because I can talk to mammals and calm them with my voice thereby avoiding a fight, also I get a free wooden bat.
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Cobras are very, very fast and they can be extremely venomous. Because of this, it would be near impossible to kill a cobra with your feet without getting fatally inflicted by its poison.
Fighting a tiger would be dangerous too, but it would be much safer than trying to stomp on a cobra. Not only would I get to keep my arms, but I'd even be given a bat? Sounds good to me.
Of course, this is assuming that there would be no antivenin ready for if I chose the cobra instead... and also assuming that I can't just run away to get a different weapon or something.
So I'd choose the tiger.
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I'd fight tiger, but what kind of courses do you take to talk about things like this during a lecture? How the hell did this even come up? I feel like I would just think, "what am I paying for?" and leave.
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