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What would you rather fight...
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Posted 5/2/12 , edited 5/2/12
Okay. So here's a question that we discussed during a lecture at uni (lecturer included) during one of our classes off tangent conversations.

Would you rather fight;

1. A Cobra without the use of your hands/arms,

Or...

2. A Tiger, where you get the use of a wooden bat.

??? So which is it and why???

I think I may have accidentally posted this in the wrong area... Never mind!
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Cobra. If I can't use my hands/arms presumably I can still use my legs and run away :)

Though I think the tiger would give a quicker, less painful death...
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Posted 5/2/12
I fight bears using only my penis, so this is nothing special to me really.
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25 / M / Somewhere off in...
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I think they call that beastiality
Posted 5/2/12
im the first one to vote tiger ^^ wow ya tiger definetly, wooden bats r fun
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20 / M / New Jersey, U.S.A.
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Tiger cause im a man and i like the challenge. Now im gonna go to the zoo and pick a fight
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What would chuck Norris do...
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21 / F / in the middle of...
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Cobra seems to give you the best chances, right?
........................And one can always dream, of course, that the hours spent watching Steve Irwin on Animal Planet wouldn't be in vain.
Posted 5/2/12
Either one, I'm going to be the one walking away.
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Posted 5/2/12
I'll kick that cobra right in the mug
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Posted 5/2/12

Krivkor wrote:

What would chuck Norris do...


probably die...
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Posted 5/2/12
Cobra because I'm assuming they don't limit your footwear in which case I would wear steel-toe boots and curb stomp it.
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A tiger because I can talk to mammals and calm them with my voice thereby avoiding a fight, also I get a free wooden bat.
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Posted 5/2/12 , edited 5/2/12
Cobras are very, very fast and they can be extremely venomous. Because of this, it would be near impossible to kill a cobra with your feet without getting fatally inflicted by its poison.

Fighting a tiger would be dangerous too, but it would be much safer than trying to stomp on a cobra. Not only would I get to keep my arms, but I'd even be given a bat? Sounds good to me.

Of course, this is assuming that there would be no antivenin ready for if I chose the cobra instead... and also assuming that I can't just run away to get a different weapon or something.

So I'd choose the tiger.
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Posted 5/2/12 , edited 5/2/12
I'd fight tiger, but what kind of courses do you take to talk about things like this during a lecture? How the hell did this even come up? I feel like I would just think, "what am I paying for?" and leave.
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