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Crazy, stupid, ridiculous things boyfriends or girlfriends have said to you.
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My reaction to some things he says.......

hahaha xD
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"You have a body like a porn star"

hmm that one was weird considering word choice.

"Let me pick your nose!"

that one was just ew lol.

""Whats this?" *Pick something off me* "Looks like cotton candy", *put in mouth* "Okay, NOT COTTON CANDY, NOT COTTON CANDY". LMFAO! that one was hilarious.. and weird XD

when he starts singing
"my baby my baba my baby I love mah baby"
out of nowhere



^^He sounds fun! If I had a boyfriend like that, I'd probably be happy all the time!

There was this one guy I just met who for whatever reason after 1 day he thought we were bf/gf. Ok. Whatever. I figured I'd at least give him a chance. So the next day when we were hanging out I asked him how his day was earlier, and he got all excited and said "I got in a fight with one of my baby mama's new boyfriend. Cops had to come and everything!" <<<<< I was speechless. That was the end of that.
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My ex wanted to have sex while covered in glitter. I didn't get it.
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While at Disneyland... "Sorry, I hope it didn't ruin your birthday, I didn't know he was working today, but the reason we had to dodge him all day is because he restraining order against me for what I did to him after he dumped me" - My ex-gf.
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You're way cuter than Velma and look nothing like her, lol.

I think you should dump your boyfriend and find a real man that knows how to treat you right.


Zeronite wrote:

My ex wanted to have sex while covered in glitter. I didn't get it.


She was probably influenced by her Ke$ha fantasy.
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There was this one guy I just met who for whatever reason after 1 day he thought we were bf/gf. Ok. Whatever. I figured I'd at least give him a chance. So the next day when we were hanging out I asked him how his day was earlier, and he got all excited and said "I got in a fight with one of my baby mama's new boyfriend. Cops had to come and everything!" <<<<< I was speechless. That was the end of that.



- LMFAO! wow that was funny, i have a friend just like that, he's been to court over his kid so many times, but cool guy!


anyways my gf has told me "will you please be my giant cat" i said "of course" and built her a catio
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pinkrusse wrote:


Aimpie wrote:

I can promise you....I do not look like this....


I think it's time you post a picture of yourself for all to see, lol.



hahaha! Alright, alright

I'll look for the most recent one

this one is just from a few weeks ago, so I'll use it



Yeah, you look nothing like that lol
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Morbidhanson

Yeah, you look nothing like that lol


THANK YOU. haha

btw, how is Cali? I'm going to go one of these days.....I've decided. xD
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pinkrusse

I think you should dump your boyfriend and find a real man that knows how to treat you right.



Haha, I tried to like 5 months back....but I like him too much xD

The only bad thing about him is that he has word vomit: when things get quiet he says REALLY stupid things. He doesn't like quiet, I'm learning. Me, on the other hand, I love quiet. I don't mind spending time in silence with other people. So it can be exhausting for me listening to him. But he's perfect besides that hahaha
Posted 5/7/12
ehm lets see, he says he still likes me and there he goes meeting new girls in the net.
and he gives me this "i still love you, they just my friends"

but meh, who cares about him.

glad i aint with him now
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Morbidhanson wrote:


Aimpie wrote:


pinkrusse wrote:


Aimpie wrote:

I can promise you....I do not look like this....


I think it's time you post a picture of yourself for all to see, lol.



hahaha! Alright, alright

I'll look for the most recent one

this one is just from a few weeks ago, so I'll use it



Yeah, you look nothing like that lol


I dunno... With an orange sweater and some glasses you might be able to pull this off....




Just sayin' Velma can be... Rrrrroooowwr!

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Aimpie wrote:


Morbidhanson

Yeah, you look nothing like that lol


THANK YOU. haha

btw, how is Cali? I'm going to go one of these days.....I've decided. xD


Cali's a nice place, I guess. There are plenty of fun places to go. Not that I have time to go these days, but still.
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"Did you know that there was a god?"

lol jk i don't have a gf, but if i did, and she was religious, then what i just quoted would have been what this post is about
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My boyfriend said to me "your boobs are so nice and perky" - O - WTF also he said that i look like an asian porn star he saw online >_< FML
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Aimpie wrote:

I'll start.

Today,
My bf has done a lot of these things.
Today he said I looked like Velma from Scooby Doo and that it was a compliment because apparently he thinks Velma is as sexy as I am.

It ticked me off.
I thought I was a better catch.....

hahaha

Another time he said,
even though you aren't prettier than a lot of girls, I still love you and think you're beautiful.

mmm...not liking these back handed compliments.

Here I was thinking I was beautiful. Then he says that -_- Alright, thanks, prince stupid.


i don't really think that's an issue except maybe for your self esteem but it is neither crazy nor stupid or ridiculous. that's just your misconceptions and lack of confidence in yourself, IMH he was simply being honest. dont tell me you think you are the most beautiful person in the world? i'm sure you are not so don't feel insulted if he is honest with you. not to mention that he is even reassuring you by saying no matter if you are not this...... you are to him...

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