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Crazy, stupid, ridiculous things boyfriends or girlfriends have said to you.
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27 / M / Gotham City
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Posted 5/7/12
Hahaha

Compliment a girl by comparing her to a cartoon character.

Smooth operator.
Posted 6/6/12
"Whack me off while I play Call of Duty"

*shopping with me and looking at dresses isle* "What the fuck is a Maxi dress? Is it a dress for fat women?"

"I've lost my phone" *whilst texting me ON IT*

Me: "So how did you dislocate your knee again?"
Him: "I slipped on a grape peel"
Me: *LMFAOROFLOLOLOL*

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20 / F / United Kingdom
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Posted 6/6/12
"If I didn't want you all to myself, I would say you should go into porn."

I guess that's a compliment. In a way.
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23 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted 6/6/12
Me: "It's that time of year when the leaves are turning all manner of shades of beautiful crimsons and golds. It seems even a single earthbound leaf has it's own kind of beauty .. "
Her: "Why do you care about the leaves?"
Me: " ... " *sigh*

Me: "Well aren't you looking ravishing today!"
Her: "Thank you!"
60 seconds elapse ...
Her: "You should start going to the gym to put on some muscle."
Me:

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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 6/6/12 , edited 6/6/12
After committing to marriage with someone else: "I do love you." "Will you still write me in secret those enchanting love letters, please?" Gotta admire bi-polars, they always know what to say and the right time to verbalize it.

Here's the question women love to ask: "do I look fat?" You know, short of deliberately stepping on a land mine or swallowing a plastic explosive as a chaser for guzzling Everclear there's NO answer a guy can give to this one that will endear him to a life of good cheer after answering. So, don't.
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Posted 6/6/12
"We need to leave by 7:30 so we can get there at 7:10" [Her]
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Posted 6/6/12

gstehlik1 wrote:

I had one actually ask me to have sex with her during her monthly gift.

screw that.


Pun intended?
Posted 6/6/12

bemused_Bohemian wrote:

After committing to marriage with someone else: "I do love you." "Will you still write me in secret those enchanting love letters, please?" Gotta admire bi-polars, they always know what to say and the right time to verbalize it.

Here's the question women love to ask: "do I look fat?" You know, short of deliberately stepping on a land mine or swallowing a plastic explosive as a chaser for guzzling Everclear there's NO answer a guy can give to this one that will endear him to a life of good cheer after answering. So, don't.


Your stories about your ex are always amusing.

As for the fat question, I'd probably answer fat no matter what. Hahaha.
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 6/6/12
@underlock: When I was dating a real nice ruebensque lady back in the late '80's this question got asked the night before we were to visit the matron side of her family then residing in Libby, Mt. Being new to the dating realm back then I answered as honestly as I thought possible and blurted out " it wouldn't hurt if you shed a few pounds." I'm positive the Hotel Ridpath in downtown Spokane, WA had large bedrooms. Unfortunately, the one we were in was not. Basically, I got a look of astonishment, then her face turned beet red, tears cascaded out of the ducts, and the auditory moaning and groaning noises that ensued were probably overheard as far away as Idaho. The noise was so grande I had to roll over to save my sanity and eardrums. That act made matters worse. It reminded her of her biological Dad performing some tactical intolerant parent maneuver back when she and the other 5 siblings were as 1 nuclear family. God!

I know some posters are tired of my analytical rants now and then. Put in perspective this incident was just before I went back to college to reinvent myself AGAIN and maybe learn about what makes the opposite sex tick because, then, I sure as hell had no clue (and after all that graduate level instruction I still don't....lo)l. As far the lady mentioned above I know now our unlikely mutual attraction stemmed from abandonment issues: she from her Father dumping her account angry words spoken over time and the divorce with her Mom; myself from engulfment issues with my domineering Mother. Watch out answering those personal ads folks....sense of adventure is a necessary requirement.
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Posted 6/6/12

bemused_Bohemian wrote:
Here's the question women love to ask: "do I look fat?" You know, short of deliberately stepping on a land mine or swallowing a plastic explosive as a chaser for guzzling Everclear there's NO answer a guy can give to this one that will endear him to a life of good cheer after answering. So, don't.
I've never heard anyone asking this question real life, it's always in commercials filled with white people
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 6/6/12
Then you have been blessed, lad. My wife asks it every now and then. Having dated extensively before I met her I have "learned" what to say and not to say. Good luck!
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Posted 6/6/12
We should all call you Sensei from now on.
Posted 6/6/12
My ex told me I should watch Hentai...umm yeah I'm not a horny 18 year old like YOU.
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 6/6/12

Shrapnel893 wrote:

We should all call you Sensei from now on.


Haha, good one!
Posted 6/6/12
You made me wonder if I'm bipolar.

Nah, I can't be that bad.
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