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Crazy, stupid, ridiculous things boyfriends or girlfriends have said to you.
Posted 8/24/12
"If it's because of my religion, I can convert to yours!"
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Posted 8/25/12

Aimpie wrote:

I'll start.

Today,
My bf has done a lot of these things.
Today he said I looked like Velma from Scooby Doo and that it was a compliment because apparently he thinks Velma is as sexy as I am.

It ticked me off.
I thought I was a better catch.....

hahaha

Another time he said,
even though you aren't prettier than a lot of girls, I still love you and think you're beautiful.

mmm...not liking these back handed compliments.

Here I was thinking I was beautiful. Then he says that -_- Alright, thanks, prince stupid.


LOL your boyfriend's so funny
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Posted 8/25/12
My most recent ex said somethign along the lines of, "I'd sleep with other guys in an open relationship if you were ok with it, but you aren't."

Oh, and this gem too, "I didn't realise that kissing another guy would upset you so much."

Needless to say she ended up cheating on me.

Can't believe i was in love with that child.
Posted 8/25/12
My back then boyfriend seriously said to me, "you should probably find someone more suitable to your needs..."

I went "what do you mean?"

He then said "I can't keep up with your libido."

I had no idea what to make of that. I guess I'm sorry he felt that way, but I never thought I would hear a guy say that to me.
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Posted 8/25/12

Kiune wrote:





Amunat wrote:



Okay, wow.... Those are... I don't even...
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Posted 8/25/12
'Phillip's lucky he's gay or I'd kill him for snuggling with you.'
... Phillip is my unicorn pillow pet.
Yup.
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22 / M / Wales
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Posted 8/25/12
"Stop eating my box" ....

It came around as I was carrying a box for her with her new guitar in it. But I had something stuck on my tongue so I licked the box to try and get it off as my hands free. This lead to a very funny walk to her car with me constantly joking about biting her guitar box this was very funny to me as her reaction was so cute
Posted 8/26/12
hmmmm how about i love you and want to be you with you forever so have my child now that we we will never need to be apart from each other ya were not dating anymore
Posted 8/26/12
That he wanted to marry me. Ha.
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Posted 8/26/12
She called me an ice nigga once while we were just sitting around....not sure what the hell she meant
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Posted 8/26/12
Me telling him about my trip to an amusement park & being frightened to go on a certain ride ends with him saying, "Sounds to me like you're a pussy" lol

Another time, "You're breasts look nommy"

After saying that his grumpiness is cute, "Say it again & I'll butt rape you"

After "stealing his heat" aka Snuggling although I really did steal it all, "Bitch stole ma heat"

All I heard was Something Somethin..."All dat ass" lol I guess these are payback moments for all the random/crazy stuff I say
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