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Have you/friend been caught goin to town on yourself/themself?
Posted 5/4/12

ChaseTheCase wrote:



Masturbation month?
Never knew there was a month dedicated to this stuff, not like it matters I do it regardless lol.


LOL!


ItsMev wrote:


^

Thankfully, no.

Have been damn close numerous times, I have cat like reflex's when it comes to putting it away and closing whatever I was viewing! and then look at them awkwardly!


Here, kitty, kitty, lol.
Posted 6/11/12
Yeah my mate actually played a masturbation game.

He asks his Mum to go make him a sandwich and then he tries to whack one out before she gets back. She came back....

I was actually dying laughing when he told me that story. A little bit of pee came out
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Posted 6/11/12

Rina-San wrote:

Yeah my mate actually played a masturbation game.

He asks his Mum to go make him a sandwich and then he tries to whack one out before she gets back. She came back....

I was actually dying laughing when he told me that story. A little bit of pee came out


Thats not disturbing at all. Haha.

I have been caught in the bathroom by a few friends while being drunk. Girls just shielded their eyes and said sorry and guys would yell "WHY YOU MASTURBATING BRO?!"

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Posted 6/11/12
It happened to me several times in high school. It was def awkward the first time.
I learned that the best thing to do is to keep going.
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Posted 6/11/12

Expensive_Pasta wrote:

It happened to me several times in high school. It was def awkward the first time.
I learned that the best thing to do is to keep going.



That's just wrong.... to continue when they see you. But have too say, not bad. Did you say, hey shut the door im mastrubating.
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Posted 6/11/12 , edited 6/11/12

padricio wrote:


That's just wrong.... to continue when they see you. But have too say, not bad. Did you say, hey shut the door im mastrubating.


I was quiet every time it happened. What can you say in this situation?

"It's not what it looks like"

I usually have the door closed but I guess people just forget to knock
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Posted 6/11/12

Expensive_Pasta wrote:


padricio wrote:


That's just wrong.... to continue when they see you. But have too say, not bad. Did you say, hey shut the door im mastrubating.


I was quiet every time it happened. What can you say in this situation?

"It's not what it looks like"

I usually have the door closed but I guess people just forget to knock



I would recommend you too lock the door, but hey you can always say it's not what it looks like and try to give another explantion why you are mastrubating. Could make up much bullshit to say then.
Posted 6/11/12
My friends brother is awfully weird.
I'm very fortunate he hasn't done the helicopter yet.
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Posted 6/11/12
My roomie has walked in on me changing, but that's about it. Then, again, I've also walked in on her changing, so we are even.
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Posted 6/11/12
I don't think anyone has. Of course, I'm also at the age where if I have porn open, nobody thinks about it or even bats an eye. So it's not too hard to... hide things...
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Posted 6/11/12
I've been caught masturbating before. All by women.

I think men can telepathically sense when another man is jerking off and needs to be left alone. It's male boundaries. A masturbation territory has been marked, if you will.

Women, on the other hand, are a different story. They get curious and a bit nosey about what you're doing, why your door is shut, and what the noises in the room mean, lol. They want to see what you're looking at on the computer or on the tv.

My female roommates were all like this. They come barging in knowing pretty well what to expect but still act surprised and embarrassed. They probably just wanted to peek at the goods.
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Posted 6/11/12
Got caught once by my uncle's wife.

The only time.

Given I've been in this business since I was 7, that's quite an accomplishment.

The trick is to wait until cover of night .. because people are incredibly nosy during the day.
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Posted 6/11/12 , edited 6/11/12

Expensive_Pasta wrote:
I learned that the best thing to do is to keep going.

haha you stud
Posted 6/13/12
nyope :3
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Posted 6/13/12
No, I don't think I could live it down if i did. Fortunately I'm a very careful wanker. >_>
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