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I'll start:

I accidentally jammed a pair of chopsticks into the back of my throat once. I was stupidly walking around with them in my mouth and walked into a wall when I wasn't paying attention. The rest is history.
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you ever hear of a straddle jump on a box thing for Physical Ed?
yee did not reach then of that, went smack bang into the middle of it,
didn't hurt much though ~ think its because im not a dude ~ XD
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Coming to this thread.
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I was walking my friend, acting like her Mistress at a park at night. She was on the ground and all when some random guy popped out of no where and started telling me how I'm walking her all wrong, and that he wanted to buy her. I was like..wha? xD
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>Be 15
>Ride a bicycle
>Get Hit By a Car
>Went inside of the car
>Kick Driver
>Profit..


Actually a true story, and he pays for my injury..
Posted 5/6/12
The worst accident I had was when I was little.
I was playing about on the round about, spinning it really fast.
But then it got too fast, so I decided I should stop it by sticking my foot between it and the ground. But then! Oh no, the roundabout is sucking me in! D:
I was stuck under there for a while, and a fire engine came along to get me out.My leg was all grazed, but other than that, I was okay o.0
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Coming to this thread.


SO BRAVE
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@ gabsgobygab I'm so glad we never had to do that in gym class. Lol I probably would've ended up the same way.
@ Larliet Haha yeah that's pretty out there.
@ GameZource3 D: How'd you end up inside the car??
@ haikinka Haha I've done this before! My incident wasn't nearly as bad as yours though D:
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I come from a large family and at one point we got together and started retelling all of our misadventures growing up. We were laughing for three days.,(a very good way to overcome the sadness of our Mom's passing) . So we decided to put it all in book.

I'll share one: My brother Pete was chasing me for some long forgotten reason in a rage. And I hit the screen door handle and escaped outside. Peto although only moments behind me failed to get the handle and with fist extended proceeded to launch through the screen door. However he failed to notice that because it was getting colder my Dad had inserted the Storm window glass. which shattered.

Picture this> 8 year old boy with approximately 100 band aids in various colors, sizes and printed Fred Flintstone and Yogi Bear images every where on his body.
Funny thing is as kids (ya know how we are) we were jealous of his band aids?? We wanted to have some.
Ps; we got punished for "running in the house
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Taking a paintball to the nads.
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flying off your bike over the handle bars, that was fun 8D
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Recently went to the gym with a girlfriend, there was a snobby bitch who rudely bumped into my friend and said, "Excuse you!" We ignored it and started weights then moved over to the treadmills.

Coincidentally, same snobby bitch was right next door to us, she started to show off because she accelerated her speed, next thing I am laughing my ass off because the bitch tripped, fell face down first and slid down the treadmill. My friend goes, "I heart karma."

A staff helped her up and cleaned up her bloody nose. Poor bitch.

There's the painful and funny story for ya.


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Taking a paintball to the nads.


I did that to a guy friend of mine because he shot me in the vagina, lol. We called it even afterwards.
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Larliet wrote:

I was walking my friend, acting like her Mistress at a park at night. She was on the ground and all when some random guy popped out of no where and started telling me how I'm walking her all wrong, and that he wanted to buy her. I was like..wha? xD


Oh my god. My best friend refuses to allow me to do this to her. Not even in private. You are so lucky!
Posted 5/7/12
Falling asleep at a party.
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I was in PE in HS, playing basketball. We were just shooting hoops since we were tired of playing real games. My friend was standing beside one of the poles on which a basket and backboard were mounted. I was attempting a 3-point shot from the opposite basket area. With all my strength, I hurled the ball with one arm, hoping to bank. I thought I was close, but my aim was low and the ball glanced off the bottom of the rim, deflecting at the perfect angle and hitting my friend squarely in the nuts. He was on the ground in pain while I laughed uncontrollably.
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