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Posted 5/7/12

Zeronite wrote:

Taking a paintball to the nads.


Shepard.
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Posted 5/10/12

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I was in PE in HS, playing basketball. We were just shooting hoops since we were tired of playing real games. My friend was standing beside one of the poles on which a basket and backboard were mounted. I was attempting a 3-point shot from the opposite basket area. With all my strength, I hurled the ball with one arm, hoping to bank. I thought I was close, but my aim was low and the ball glanced off the bottom of the rim, deflecting at the perfect angle and hitting my friend squarely in the nuts. He was on the ground in pain while I laughed uncontrollably.


Lol one of the main reasons I don't play basketball. One ball to the face was enough for me. They are ridiculously hard.
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Well you know the story you heard in a class of being extra careful because ....happened to a previous student? I got to have the honor of being the example in that story.

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8th grade Home Ec class (cooking, and sewing). We were making clothing with sewing machines. I look away for one second, and when I look back the needle is in my finger. It had already broken off of the machine, but was still sticking out. I pulled it out and went to the teacher who then took me to the nurse. So yea...long story short I don't like sewing machines.
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Angelflight729 wrote:

Well you know the story you heard in a class of being extra careful because ....happened to a previous student? I got to have the honor of being the example in that story.

A smidge bit graphic

8th grade Home Ec class (cooking, and sewing). We were making clothing with sewing machines. I look away for one second, and when I look back the needle is in my finger. It had already broken off of the machine, but was still sticking out. I pulled it out and went to the teacher who then took me to the nurse. So yea...long story short I don't like sewing machines.


Man that sounds awful. There was a girl in my art class ages ago that had something similar happen to her. Except there were no machines or anything. We were using these fairly large needles in art class to make some sort of stitching, and she managed to stick the business end of her needle through her hand. Pretty ghastly sight.
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Posted 5/10/12
OUCH. That probably hurt more than mine.
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Posted 5/10/12 , edited 5/10/12
It was during the summer, I came from practice and my mom came to pick me up. My mom couldn't drive out of the school parking lot since some guy closed the main gate. I had to get out of the car and open the huge heavy gate for her. Well, when she got through I tried to close the stupid gate. Yeah, I wasn't paying attention and my hand got stabbed in between the metal gate. I remember my hand felt vibrating and numb, later I went to the hospital and had to get a cast .__. great for summer.. Also, my stupid school got rid of the gate that summer..
Posted 5/10/12
Wracking your jewels on the frame of a bike. DX
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Posted 5/10/12

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I'll start:

I accidentally jammed a pair of chopsticks into the back of my throat once. I was stupidly walking around with them in my mouth and walked into a wall when I wasn't paying attention. The rest is history.


I always had a feeling something like that going to happen to me one of these day, cuz I keep walk around with chopstick in my mouth. Everytime I do that I keep imagine myself that I am going to Fall and the chopsticks pierce my throat...
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Sammy_Doo wrote:

It was during the summer, I came from practice and my mom came to pick me up. My mom couldn't drive out of the school parking lot since some guy closed the main gate. I had to get out of the car and open the huge heavy gate for her. Well, when she got through I tried to close the stupid gate. Yeah, I wasn't paying attention and my hand got stabbed in between the metal gate. I remember my hand felt vibrating and numb, later I went to the hospital and had to get a cast .__. great for summer.. Also, my stupid school got rid of the gate that summer..


Yeah, that definitely beats my story about the girl sticking the large needle through her hand.

Posted 5/11/12 , edited 5/11/12
This morning:

I overslept and woke up hearing all three of my dogs whining at my bedside because I am usually the one who takes them out. As I respect their loyalty to their mother, I wished they would have been able to find Daddy (who had been up way earlier than me) instead. I got up and walked slowly into the bathroom and next thing I know, I was shoved from behind and fell face first into the bath tub.

The culprit? Well, it was very easy to pick out who it was. When I asked who shoved me, only two dogs wagged their tails and tongues hanging out of their mouths, waiting for me to take them out. The other had his ears bent, tail underneath his butt, and avoiding eye contact with me, lol.

Geez, what a morning!
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First set of stitches to the face. April Fools Day Second Grade. Throwing toys in the backyard with the older neighborhood boys. One kid decided to throw one of those plastic toy water cans at me. Tried to dodge. That was my mistake. Smash to the lip, blood everywhere, stitches #1 acquired.

Second set of stitches to the face. Approximately age 18. I was hanging out behind the scenes at Pizza Hut where I used to work when my friend's boyfriend threw a piece of sausage at me. So with my mega bad ass ninja skills , I dodged it... Once again, that was my mistake... And subsequently smashed my forehead right into a jagged corner of a metal counter, stitches #2 acquired.

The time I should have gotten my third set of stitches to the face but I was too drunk. I was 21 or 23, shit I don't know, I was really drunk and cocaine is a powerful drug... Alcohol + coke + pills and a dude who finished off the blow... I guess we passed out, when I awoke to find out he'd finished it, I picked up a giant glass coffee table top and hurtled it at him... Then I punched him about 20 times before he knew what happened... And then he punched me in the mouth and threw me down a staircase. Cocaine is a helluva drug... I was combative and so intoxicated they wouldn't stitch me. ...Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Throwing a table at a dude in real life does not work out as well as it does in anime, just sayin...
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First set of stitches to the face. April Fools Day Second Grade. Throwing toys in the backyard with the older neighborhood boys. One kid decided to throw one of those plastic toy water cans at me. Tried to dodge. That was my mistake. Smash to the lip, blood everywhere, stitches #1 acquired.

Second set of stitches to the face. Approximately age 18. I was hanging out behind the scenes at Pizza Hut where I used to work when my friend's boyfriend threw a piece of sausage at me. So with my mega bad ass ninja skills , I dodged it... Once again, that was my mistake... And subsequently smashed my forehead right into a jagged corner of a metal counter, stitches #2 acquired.

The time I should have gotten my third set of stitches to the face but I was too drunk. I was 21 or 23, shit I don't know, I was really drunk and cocaine is a powerful drug... Alcohol + coke + pills and a dude who finished off the blow... I guess we passed out, when I awoke to find out he'd finished it, I picked up a giant glass coffee table top and hurtled it at him... Then I punched him about 20 times before he knew what happened... And then he punched me in the mouth and threw me down a staircase. Cocaine is a helluva drug... I was combative and so intoxicated they wouldn't stitch me. ...Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Throwing a table at a dude in real life does not work out as well as it does in anime, just sayin...


Wow.
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Consider it a cautionary tale against the dangers of drugs and alcohol... and sudden ninja movements.



"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity..."
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I was walking into Target with my friend and her two little girls, when this woman suddenly starts backing out of her parking space when my friend's five-year-old daughter is right behind her. I quickly pulled the little girl out of the way, but stupid me didn't think (or have time) to move, so the woman backed up and hit my leg. Instead of getting out and making sure we were ok, she just said, "Sorry," and drove off. Apparently, the cigarette she was lighting was more interesting than the person she hit with her car.

It wasn't until we got into the store that my adrenaline rush wore off, and I realized that, not only could I not bend the knee that woman hit, but it hurt like hell. I looked down and realized it was dislocated. So I went to the bathroom, stuck my coat in my mouth, and popped it back into place. I blacked out for a few minutes, but then I was fine (for the most part...).
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Posted 5/15/12
I was working installing a fire system in a large, new construction warehouse about 15 years ago.
The electricians were installing big heavy lighting fixtures on the 30' ceiling.
Instead of being smart about it, and bringing a scissors lift they had a 14' folding ladder perched on top of a 12' scaffold.
And, instead of using a good quality cordless drill, dummy#1 was lugging around this huge freaking corded monstrosity with about 200' of cord trailing out.
Dummy#2 was on the ground and in charge of moving the scaffold around... while Dummy#1 was perched on top of the ladder, 30' in the air.
From what I understand, Dummy#2 wasn't paying attention to the cord and it got stuck under a wheel.
Instead of telling Dummy#1 to come down so he could fix it, Dummy#2 gave the cord a big healthy yank.
This caused the scaffold to jump jeeeeust enough, that that one foot of the ladder that was on the edge slipped off.
When Dummy#1 screamed "FUCK!" I looked up just in time to see him plummet 30' down to the concrete floor.

I will never in my life forget the noise he made when he hit and his neck broke, kinda like a wet smack/crack...
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