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Posted 5/15/12

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EvilBunnyFluff wrote:

First set of stitches to the face. April Fools Day Second Grade. Throwing toys in the backyard with the older neighborhood boys. One kid decided to throw one of those plastic toy water cans at me. Tried to dodge. That was my mistake. Smash to the lip, blood everywhere, stitches #1 acquired.

Second set of stitches to the face. Approximately age 18. I was hanging out behind the scenes at Pizza Hut where I used to work when my friend's boyfriend threw a piece of sausage at me. So with my mega bad ass ninja skills , I dodged it... Once again, that was my mistake... And subsequently smashed my forehead right into a jagged corner of a metal counter, stitches #2 acquired.

The time I should have gotten my third set of stitches to the face but I was too drunk. I was 21 or 23, shit I don't know, I was really drunk and cocaine is a powerful drug... Alcohol + coke + pills and a dude who finished off the blow... I guess we passed out, when I awoke to find out he'd finished it, I picked up a giant glass coffee table top and hurtled it at him... Then I punched him about 20 times before he knew what happened... And then he punched me in the mouth and threw me down a staircase. Cocaine is a helluva drug... I was combative and so intoxicated they wouldn't stitch me. ...Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Throwing a table at a dude in real life does not work out as well as it does in anime, just sayin...


Wow.


You forgot the #1 rule:

You gotta do the drugs, you can't let them do you!
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Posted 5/15/12

bluerunner wrote:

You forgot the #1 rule:

You gotta do the drugs, you can't let them do you!


I did them, they did me, typical night, 'salls I'm sayin...

I get what you're saying though, "Only do the green drugs ." Check.


I'm just a prime example of If you wanna be dumb, you gotta be tough! lol
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Posted 5/16/12
i had a closet w/ a sliding door that didn't work properly, one day it was, as usual, getting jammed, annoyed, i used a lot of strength to pull it open. so it slides right off, and the 200lb+ wooden door lands on my foot.
obviously, it's 'quite' painful, but having vowed not to swear in exchange for good exam grades, i say nothing.
i look down and realize my foot is in a pool of blood. and think 'this REALLY hurts, i think i get to swear, can i swear?'... "F***!" x~10
then i scream for my mom to come up, who angrily tells me shes busy. i tell her she really should just come up to my room =_=.
my brother comes in, sees the blood and goes back to his room disgusted while i laugh at him.
not exactly weird, but it was painful and kinda funny.
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Wow you're a better one than me. Not sure if I could put my knee back in place myself.



Oh man that's brutal. I know this may be an extremely dumb question, but did the guy survive the fall?



I thought it was bad when I accidentally cut my foot open with a knife. You've definitely got me beat on that one.

Posted 5/24/12
once upon a time i was chasing my friend across the porch n tripped over my own feet n faceplanted into a porch swing ~facepalms~
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When I was in the 4th grade there was a boy that me and my best friend liked. we both wrote a love letter to him, and she lost hers, so I told her to give him mine. By the time she gave it to him, my name was still in the letter.

-The End.
Posted 5/24/12
AHH FUCK YOU PIECE OF WORTHLLESS SHIT WHY DID U WAKE UP
Posted 7/18/12
It was me, my brother and a bunch of childhood friends. We were really young and we loved to explore around each other's neighbourhoods and cause mischief. There were many occasions where one of us could have died (I know right?) but this one, we thought we were all going to die. LOL I don't know why I find it so funny. My friend lived in a huge flat that had 70 floors in total so we had never taken the stairs since he lived on 44. We though it was funny to walk down 44 flight of stairs to get to the bottom but my friend had a premonition of something bad happening, but we carried on anyway. We went down 14 or so steps when my friend who lives in the building suddenly stopped and notice something. All of the doors on each flight of stairs needed residence keys in order to open it. We were trapped on the stairs. Neither of us had any means to contact someone from outside because we were really young at the time. We all started to panic and cry on the stairs, running up and down checking all the doors hoping that one of them didn't need a key. We did so for at least 20 minutes. My friend then realised that we were never going to get out because it was such a huge building, no one was ever going to bother using the stairs. One of my friend at the time thought it was funny because he thought we were joking around until we all told and insured him we weren't at all. After that, he started to cry and banging on the door and we joined him in the effort to get out. Thankfully we made such a ruckus by banging and kicking on the door that one of the residents on the floor (don't remember what floor, I was really scared and crying too much) walked outside to see what all the noise was. He opened to door on the other side and let us out. We ran for a few minutes and stopped to realise what happened and crapped ourselves by laughing. Story done. Sorry there aren't any paragraphs, I'm using something to type this that doesn't have enter...
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Posted 7/18/12
I was hopping down some stairs in school with a sprained ankle and when i got to the last step i ended up landing wrong and sprained my other ankle
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Herro my name is ricky.
[edit] I read Accents.

I suppose this will count as a funny accident.
Posted 7/18/12
Using Gaia Online.
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In seventh grade I went to a water park. The people I was with wanted to go on one of those stupid water slides-- not the ones that are all tube-y, but the ones that look like an actual, giant slide; like a slope? Anyway, I didn't want to, but I didn't want to wait alone either, so I got in line, and when it was my turn, they handed me a mat and told me to lay on it on my stomach and they'd push me down. No one told me I had to roll the front end of the mat and hold tight. The guy just pushed me over the edge. I ended up sliding in front of the mat instead of on it. Not only did this scare the S#!% out of me, but it also made friction between my chest and the slide. Friction, might I add, that PULLED DOWN THE FRONT OF MY BATHING SUIT. There were benches at the bottom of the slide for parents, directly in front of and facing the slide. I was perfectly positioned for it, and as I stood in the pool I fell into at the bottom, I flashed my newly-grown-in boobs at about ten sets of parents and some kids. It was traumatic for a thirteen -year-old girl, let me tell you.
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When I was a kid the family went on a camping trip. At one campground there was a pasture with a barbed-wire fence and some horses in it. I went over to pet the horses. I wanted to get closer and climbed the fence, sitting on the wooden post. One horse was so friendly that it started grooming my leg, but I thought it was trying to bite me. I went to jump off the post, but my pants got snagged on the barbed-wire. I ended up sliding down the post opening a long gash on the back of my calf.

The discussion my parents had was whether the trip would be cut short to take me to get stitches. They decided I could just suffer for my stupidity, so that the rest of the family could continue to enjoy their vacation. I still have the scar today. It's about 8 inches long, but it's not prominent.

As an adult I was breaking a colt. It bucked me off and I landed in it's path. The horse stepped on me cracking four ribs. I still love horses though.
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Posted 7/18/12
When I lived in Northern Ireland I was a gymnastics practice and I was working on the bars and when I went to do my dismount, I landed it, but when i tried to walk... I realized that I had cleanly broke my leg @.@ then I passed out and woke up in the ER.

2 years ago I was helping to rebuild a deck and we had put up the supports and my cousin was like, "Hey that looks like a beam, do a trick!" So me and my infinite wisdom decided to do so, and I ended up getting a sliver in my hand and I freaked out in mid air and only landed my back handspring with one hand, which slipped so my collar bone slammeded into the wood and broke @.@ So I was kinda laying there and everyone was like who should we call and me trying to ignore my pain, I said. "Call me mum!" and my cousin kicked me and said it was no laughing matter ( _ _)

Last month I was walking down the stairs I tripped over the last bloody stair and broke my wrist... My family laughed at me for a good 20 mins before taking me to get it looked at.
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Posted 7/18/12
like 3 years ago i got hit by a car and aquired a broken Tibia/Fibia in my right leg. i got rushed to the hospital where they of course had to take xrays. A Novice nurse lady ended up trying to lift and position my leg so that it was at an appropriate place to take the snapshot. She dropped my Leg on the hard table that i was laying on. It hurt ALOT more than actually getting hit by 2500lb+ monstrosity...
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