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Teaching Self-reassurance. The number one lesson for high self-steem.
Posted 5/9/12
Tired of being a loser? Then look no further. This popular tool that no one uses for translation anymore is now the number one boost for your confidence.

Going for a job interview?
Small dick?
Boyfriend dumped you?
Feeling emo?

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http://translate.google.com/#en|it|you%20can%20do%20it%0Ayou%27re%20awesome%0Ayou%27re%20the%20smartest%20person%20I%27ve%20ever%20met%0Ayour%20dick%20is%20massive%0A%0Acutting%20your%20wrist%20won%27t%20kill%20you%2C%20but%20I%27ll%20pay%20more%20attention%20to%20you%2C%20because%20you%27re%20special


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Posted 5/9/12
The people of CR can't be saved, even with this fancy tool.
Posted 5/9/12
You doubt my messiah skills.
Posted 5/9/12
The woman sounds sarcastic
Posted 5/9/12 , edited 5/9/12
You prefer the sadistic one from Apple?

Well, it's your sexual choice, I don't really wanna interfere.
Posted 5/9/12
http://translate.google.com/#en|it|hakuuuna%20mataataaaaaaaaaaaaa

How Stephen Hawking sounds when he sings hakuna matata.
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Posted 5/10/12
i don't think this would necessarily help someone. it's a good idea, but realistically some need a better reason to live than just an automated, lifeless voice telling them things are gonna be okay. Perhaps your own hotline might be better.
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Posted 5/10/12
even with this fancy tool.
Posted 5/10/12
Hmm, it seems Underlock's upset and desires to casually share sorrow with others this fine morning.
Posted 5/10/12

AdamIdris101 wrote:

Hmm, it seems Underlock's upset and desires to casually share sorrow with others this fine morning.


I bet you spent the past hour using that.
Posted 5/10/12

underlock wrote:


AdamIdris101 wrote:

Hmm, it seems Underlock's upset and desires to casually share sorrow with others this fine morning.


I bet you spent the past hour using that.


No. I played it better. I calculated this event and in order to avoid critical repercussions I didn't click on th link. Now I'm even more convincing.
Posted 5/10/12

AdamIdris101 wrote:

No. I played it better. I calculated this event and in order to avoid critical repercussions I didn't click on th link. Now I'm even more convincing.


Right. I bet you were even touching yourself.
Posted 5/10/12

underlock wrote:

Right. I bet you were even touching yourself.


My touching is a lot less now as I've actively quit porn. If explicit things get in my view I tell myself I didn't seek it at least. And then I use those images for later.
Posted 5/10/12 , edited 5/10/12
Thank you
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Posted 5/10/12 , edited 5/10/12
Underlock, you never fail to amuse. Keep up the good work, LOL!

Back in the '40's and later BurmaShave used to post signs (not billboards per se) along the shoulders of American highways. My uncle (deceased) recalled one limerick I never forgot: Don't lose your Head / To Save a Minute / You'll need your Head / Your Brains are In It. I'm positive the Google or Microsoft translator of this day and age might infer a different meaning for head????
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