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Embarrassing childhood memories
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Posted 5/12/12 , edited 5/12/12
So for some reason today some of my childhood memories came to mind that made me cringe a little of how embarrassing they were. So I was thinking it would make a fun topic to discuss

I guess I should share one of mine. Probably when I was around 8 or 9 years old (can't remember exactly) I remember I used to stay over at my aunt's house where I had 3 older cousins, all of them girls. So we used to play the NES, board games and in general had a ton of fun. In one such occasion my cousins decided they would do a little experiment on me and get me dressed up top to bottom completely as a girl. Me being young (and the young are fools) I was of course uber excited to try something I had never tried before. So they decided they would get one of their dresses out from when they were my age and have some fun. What transpired after that was horrendous, I was dressed up in a mini skirt with matching heels. To make things worse they photographed it......and it still exists......with my mom. My mom preserves it like its some kind of family heirloom waiting to be passed down to the next generation. Its very very embarrassing. But I guess I should be glad that she hasn't put it up on facebook or something, now that would be nightmare

Anyway, so any of you have any embarrassing stories from your childhood to share? I'm sure there has to be one such memory. Let your nostalgia run free
Posted 5/12/12 , edited 5/12/12
When I was 10 I poo'd my pants in the backseat of my mom's blazer. and we were stuck on the highway in traffic.
For my family it was coughing gag fest all the way home.

true story.

Posted 5/12/12
It's all just so embarrassing, how can I tell you all?!
Posted 5/13/12
Oh gosh where do I start.

I remember in sixth grade when we had to write a speech about something. I forgot. Well anyways I wrote a speech about how Proactive didn't work on my acne and I was so mad that I wanted to sue them. I went on and on about how it made me break out more, and stuff.

By the time I was finished everyone started laughing.

Posted 5/13/12 , edited 5/13/12
Didn't know that word back when I was a little brat. Did some stuff that even a hooker would be ashamed of with a smile in my face.

And then puberty came and made boring. Fuck you puberty.
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In kindergarten I used to stretch my shirt over my knees and hop around thinking I was some sort of animal.
I also shat my pants in Pre-school, probobly a result from all the Playdough I ate.
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D01BCDN3 wrote:

It's all just so embarrassing, how can I tell you all?! :(


I believe in you, let it all out my son.
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SecondLife wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

It's all just so embarrassing, how can I tell you all?! :(


I believe in you, let it all out my son.


NUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOO.
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D01BCDN3 wrote:


SecondLife wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

It's all just so embarrassing, how can I tell you all?! :(


I believe in you, let it all out my son.


NUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOO.


Aw c'mon, how bad is it?
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D01BCDN3 wrote:

It's all just so embarrassing, how can I tell you all?! :(


Becuz tis teh interwebz.
Posted 5/13/12

SecondLife wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:


SecondLife wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

It's all just so embarrassing, how can I tell you all?! :(


I believe in you, let it all out my son.


NUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOO.


Aw c'mon, how bad is it?


I raped a fish.


UltimateUnknown wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

It's all just so embarrassing, how can I tell you all?! :(


Becuz tis teh interwebz.


Becuz me no wan u to rd itz.
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was at a friends house had to take a piss really bad but didnt feel like getting up to go and fell asleep watching tv. While i was asleep i let the pee go free
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When I went to my friend's house when I was in kindergarten and we were swimming.. Then I think my skin had a reaction to the chlorine, because when I went out of the water to shower together, my legs were all tanned and everything was perfectly normal except for my legs.. They were dark. After a while though, that kind of reaction stopped.. But it was awkward. Her mum and her were laughing at me >< And I was the only one who was like that.. ARGHHH XOO
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SilverxButterfly wrote:

Oh gosh where do I start.

I remember in sixth grade when we had to write a speech about something. I forgot. Well anyways I wrote a speech about how Proactive didn't work on my acne and I was so mad that I wanted to sue them. I went on and on about how it made me break out more, and stuff.

By the time I was finished everyone started laughing.



I know your pain... lol.
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When I was 9, my aunt took me miniature golfing. We were at a spot where you have to hit the ball on a bridge over a stream, and my ball was too close to the edge of bridge, so when I tried to hit it, my flip flop fell into the stream. And when I tried to retrieve my flip flop, I fell into the stream. To make matters worse, I was wearing a white tank top. Needless to say, I have not been miniature golfing since.
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