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Embarrassing childhood memories
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Posted 5/13/12
The time when you didn't realize that a women's make up is not candy.
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Posted 5/14/12
the time you stabbed your classmate's eye with a pencil because they called you a pig.

and note this.
it was kindergarten when this happened.
Posted 5/14/12 , edited 5/14/12
I was in a car of someone who was helping my mum get to an appointment and then the moment we reached the car park of the destination I threw up right then and there in their nice car.

I was more so relieved and impressed at how it smelt like cheese. Now I know to watch out for kids and how remorseless they can be when they ruin something out of their innocence and feebleness. So innocent but so potent.
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Posted 5/23/12
I was in 2nd grade (I think) and I kissed a guy named Devin on the back of the neck.
Posted 5/24/12
i was 4 n i still remember when me n my friend covered ourselves in baby powder n ran around in our panties, still have the pic too LOL keep forgetting to burn that
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There was this one time where I though I saw a floating cloud in front of me so I stared at it just to make sure it wouldn't go away. I reached out my hand very slowly to grab it and I realized it was a glass wall, hahah the people that were looking from the other side gave me a strange look
Posted 5/24/12

FlyinDumpling wrote:

There was this one time where I though I saw a floating cloud in front of me so I stared at it just to make sure it wouldn't go away. I reached out my hand very slowly to grab it and I realized it was a glass wall, hahah the people that were looking from the other side gave me a strange look


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYXuXe_DK14
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Posted 5/24/12

underlock wrote:


FlyinDumpling wrote:

There was this one time where I though I saw a floating cloud in front of me so I stared at it just to make sure it wouldn't go away. I reached out my hand very slowly to grab it and I realized it was a glass wall, hahah the people that were looking from the other side gave me a strange look


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYXuXe_DK14
Why did you run into the door like that?
Posted 5/24/12

FlyinDumpling wrote:


underlock wrote:


FlyinDumpling wrote:

There was this one time where I though I saw a floating cloud in front of me so I stared at it just to make sure it wouldn't go away. I reached out my hand very slowly to grab it and I realized it was a glass wall, hahah the people that were looking from the other side gave me a strange look


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYXuXe_DK14
Why did you run into the door like that?


I was trying to explode the bank but breaking the door was satisfying enough.
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Posted 5/24/12
Lol These stories are great c':

I was supposed to be doing book reports in like the 4th grade. My mom got her friends daughter(my friend) who was in 6th grade to tutor me. At the time my mom was working two jobs to keep me in a private school. I was ignoring my work and just watching tv and my mom came home pissed. In front of the hot 6th grader she told me to go to the other room and take my pants off to spank me with a belt. I refused to take them off so she just hit me over my jeans and I had to go back to my tutor crying >.> I had the biggest crush on her Dx

Well we're still friends to this day so it's all good
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Posted 5/24/12
Well, let me tell you my embarrassing story.

When I was around 6 or 7 years old, I was still living in Vietnam until I left for the US at the age of 8. Back in Vietnam, I was known as the neighbor's little thief because like the word "thief" said, I steal things....things from my neighbors and the things I stole are: Guppies fish, yo-yo, money if left unguarded, and many other things. I was particularly famous for stealing Guppies fish, because I love fish fighting.

But that's not the embarrassing story.

One day my little brother and I, we were going to our uncle's house, and on our way to our uncle's house using the route we always take. We came across this suspicious looking house that piqued my interest. What caught my attention was not how dilapidated the house was but the small fish tank in the middle of the land. Being me, I love fish, so I devised a plan as to how I'm going to go in and steal some fish, put it in my mouth and run to my uncle's house before the fish died. So I came up with a brilliant plan I told my little brother (5 years old at the time) to go in and steal the fish for me.

Here's the interesting part,

My little brother, after successfully infiltrating the property and went to grab some fish in his hand, walked back to me. As he was walking back to me holding whatever fish he got in his hand, I told him to put it in his mouth so that he would run faster. While he was walking towards me, I saw something or someone jumped down from a guava tree in the property and starts to run at us. It was one of the resident of the property. In my mind, I was like: "What the flux-capacitor just happened?" At first, I saw no one in the property, but I guess I didn't check the guava tree....to see if there was anybody there.

So my first impulse, when getting busted doing something wrong, is to run! But I forgot about my little brother. I told him to drop the fish and run for your life. And he did. We got away.

At the end of the day, I remember thinking that it was a close call and that it was a thrilling experience. But now that I'm a little bit more mature and went in retrospect, I realized that I am such a BAD BIG BROTHER.

I mean accounting my age at that time, I guess it's understandable to most people but I'm still a bit disgusted at myself for doing what I did. I mean I can think of many possible situation where that day could have gone wrong.

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When I was around 7 or 8 I was dragged to a party that my mom's friend was holding. Everyone brought their kids so we all decided to play tag while the adults did their own thing. We decided the safe point would be a tree in the backyard. We all hid and then the seeker came to find us, if they came too close we could run away and hit the tree and be safe.. or something. ANYWAYS.

I got caught, and decided to haul ass to the tree before they touched me, and there it was, in my sight, I was so determined to get to that tree that I ran straight through the screen door without even realizing it. But hot damn, I was safe cause I hit the tree.
Posted 5/24/12
the most emberrasing moment is i was naked outside and some perverts trying to take nude pictures of me

it happen when i was 6 years old
Posted 7/22/12
When I was 3 or 4 years old, on Saturdays the whole family would be out except for me and my mother looking over the house. I was upstairs playing on my video games until I got bored. I went downstairs to find my mum and realised she had gone and I was the only one in the house. I got really really scared and paranoid because it was the first time I was by myself in the house. Every noise would start to scare me and pictures on the wall felt like they were staring me. I quickly grabbed my coat, put on my shoes, opened the door and was ready to go out to find my mum. But I was scared to go outside too because I've never been out by myself either, instead I just sat at the door with my umbrella ready to fend off any monsters and intruders. I cried. Maybe 30 minutes had passed and I heard walking, my mum had come back with the shopping and the look on my mums face was shock. She dropped the shopping and assured me that she wouldn't leave me alone again.
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I was a four-year-old kindergarten student when this happened. Everyday before recess, our teacher would bring all of the students to the toilet. My classmates and I(both guys and girls) would all enter the toilet, in a line then go to whatever stall was available. But I've been told that this other classmate(guy) and I would walk into the toilet together, HOLDING HANDS! Then we'd leave each other when we reached the toilet stalls. When people started noticing this, they'd sing the "(my name) and (the guy's name) sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.." and it would be so embarrassing for me and the guy >-< I didn't have a crush on this classmate, he was more of a best friend to me. x] (we still go to the same school)

To be honest, I don't really believe this happened(at least i don't remember anything like this happened before), but I've asked different people about this and they all told me the same thing lol.
I get teased about it to this day. (people would go, 'You guys were so cutee! <3' >-< I don't remember it happening but people have been telling me about this all the time. Even some of the teachers know T.T
(I hope no one brings this up on our high school graduation day lol)
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