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Embarrassing childhood memories
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23 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted 7/22/12
Me? Embarrassed? I was even more shameless when I was a kid than I am now. Which isn't really saying much.
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Posted 7/22/12
Mm, it's probably the time when I played house with my friend and we pretended to be hookers
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18 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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Posted 7/22/12
My whole childhood was an embarrassment...

One particular time, I was like 8, I think, my friends were trying to pressure me into calling some poor kid 'gay' because they wanted to mess with him and, being so young, we only vaguely knew 'gay' as being some sort of insulting word. I think I remember being confused, because I'd heard the word 'gay' in Christmas songs before and never thought it was a bad word, but after they kept pushing me and pushing me I eventually caved and yelled really, really loud that ever boy on the playground was gay. All fell silent and everyone stared at me. It was horrible. Pretty sure I was brutally teased for a while after that and I got recess detention.
Posted 7/22/12
Beetle crawled up my pant leg and it resulted in me doing this crazy dance while all my friends were watching and laughing.
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20 / F / Nowhere
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Posted 7/22/12
I was a shameless lil girl -_-

So I don't remember any moment that embarass me that time.
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17 / M / Your Dreams
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I was playing with some random kid once. I think i was at some local soccer game. Anyways, i thought i could jump over him. I ended up kicking him in the face. His tooth broke. I ran. I thought i got away with it. Later that day my dad asked me why there was blood on my shoe...
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21 / F / NYC
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When I ran into the bathroom, I had to pee, and I fell right into the toilet. I was stuck there and had to yell for mom to come help me out.
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20 / F / In chur head
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I think I was in fifth grade in my first or 2nd year of charter school and I remember all the kids and myself being in this long line in the gym going to the nurses office I think. Well, I was near the front of the line and there was this commotion behind me maybe 10 kids back I guess they were playing and pushing, bumping, and stuff and well it sorta had a domino effect Everyone behind me starts to like tip forward like they're falling but catch themselves on the person in front of them. When the wave finally got to me & I tipped froward but the person in front of me was sitting down on the ground so when I tipped instead of catching myself on the person I toppled and that is when the embarrassing moment begins. Since the person was sitting I tried to catch myself by spreading my legs (shoulder width apart stance) and kinda use that stance as brakes but I ended up falling my crotch hitting the boys head landing in a weird sloppy 69 position. Absolutely horridly E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-I-N-G I of course hurried to my feet before the image could set in with anyone and repeatedly apologized to the kid but he couldn't even look at me and was kinda in a daze then got up and walked away. That day still haunts me, a crotch to the head how horrifying
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Posted 7/22/12

thefinalword wrote:

When I was 10 I poo'd my pants in the backseat of my mom's blazer. and we were stuck on the highway in traffic.
For my family it was coughing gag fest all the way home.

true story.



Hahahahaha! That's hilarious, and the picture makes it even more funny. 10/10

As for me, In kindergarten, I was laying on top of a metal tube. I fall asleep and slide down the tube and hit my face into the dirt. I had little pebble indentations all over my face.
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16 / F / Indiana
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I was and still am pretty shameless but one of my darker childhood moments would probably be when I didn't like wearing pants xD I had underwear on but I always just wrapped a blanket across my bottom half. I just always thought when I wore pants that I could be as flexible so I just didn't xD
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Posted 7/31/12
my finger got stuck in a door and i peed.
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25 / M / California
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When I was 3-5, I HATED getting my hair cut. I was raised by my grandma, so I was my grandma's boy. I'd freak out whenever she wasn't around. Hair cuts were really menacing for some reason. I think it's because I was aware of the sharp objects vibrating at speeds that made them blurry being pressed against my scalp. Grandma eventually gave up and let me grow my hair out. I was often seen wearing a red robe that my grandma got for me from Japan. My skin was very pale and I was sickly from always breathing my grandpa's secondhand smoke. I looked like a girl and people would treat me like one.
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101 / F / USA
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My sister and I were both home sick from school. I was about 8 and she was 10. It was one of those stomach bugs that keep you running to the bathroom. Anyway, we were both convalescing in the living room and when a wave of stomach cramps hit, we tried to make a run for the nearest bathroom at the same time. My sister made it to the toilet first so I ran past her for the bathtub. This would be bad enough, but as we were both shitting liquid, we also let loose with massive amounts of vomit all over eachother and the floor inbetween us. That bathroom was so gross I think my mom would have beat us if we hadn't already been so pathetic.
Posted 7/31/12
i shat myself in kindergarten and i was to scared to tell anyone. Luckily the day was almost done.
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I got pooped on by a Seagul in the lunch area during my Junior year in High School while I was hanging around my friends in my group...

I was wearing a sweater, Seagull flew over, poop hit my chest...I just shouted...

*DUDE WTF!?!?* <pretty sure I was mad!))

*takes off sweater*
*throws it in the trash*

Surprisingly, no one around me really laughed, I'd say they are intimidated by me...and I wasn't the first to get pooped on by a seagull that day/week...
FUCKING SEAGULLS all over the lunch area!!

Not that many of my friends laughed. Some laughed, my good friends didn't, they sorta helped me out...
Two walked away like assholes...
Like, *Yo...Damn...That sucks (your rep is ruined), Peace...*

After, our group relocated to a different area...

Still, that day was really, really, embarrassing...
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