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Lamest Joke You've Ever Heard
Posted 5/29/12
Whats the lamest joke you've ever heard??

mine; There are 3 types of people in this world
People who can count
And people who cant.

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What did the horse say to the priest?

Nothing, horses can't speak you dumb fuck.


Anti-jokes in general.
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the blind woman walked into the wrong party
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Why did the hot girl walk away?
cause you uglaaaayyy
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roses are red
violets are blue
I have Alzheimer
blah blah blah
(lame and mean)
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What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business. D:
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side !


LOLOLOL SO FUNNYY. No

or maybe...

What's brown and sticky?
A STICK.

Seriously ?
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If you were my kid, you'd have died an early crib death...
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iSilentScream wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side !



Other side being the after life. It's not a lame joke, it's a smart pun.
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Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
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What did the police man say to his stomach?

Your under a vest.
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knock knock
who's there?
interrupting cow.
interup -mooooooooooooo-..... the fuck i didnt even finish yet

your momma is so fat when she jump for joy she got stuck.. i dont get it

what do fishes eat peanut butter with?
jellyfish...

what did the waves say to the shore?
nothing he waveedd o-o
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Once upon a time, there was a barnacle so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Posted 5/29/12

Dspokes wrote:

What did the police man say to his stomach?

Your under a vest.


LOL you win! That's so lame its like those jokes you see on the back of a laffy taffy
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