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Lamest Joke You've Ever Heard
Posted 5/29/12
Yo Mama so stinky, she makes speed stick slow down.

... I kinda laughed at that one. But, I despise "yo mama" jokes in general.
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Posted 5/29/12
i was dreaming of mufflers all night...im exhausted.
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Posted 5/29/12
person A says: I need to take a sh**
person B replies: Just don't take any of mine.

person A says: ahh I'm hungry.
person B replies: nice to meet you hungry I'm person B!
Posted 5/29/12
why was the losing baseball team so hot?
because they didnt have any fans.....

how do you wrap a cloud?
with a rainbow....

what kind of shoes does a thief wear?
sneakers....

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Posted 5/29/12
What does a cat do when the door is open??
Runs outside!!XD

Legit published in my joke book lol
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Posted 5/29/12 , edited 5/29/12
"Why did the monkey fall down from the tree?"
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because it was dead!
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Posted 5/29/12
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

>Poker Face
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Posted 6/22/12
"Hey Joe said you're ugly."

"Who the hell is Joe?"

"YO MAMMA!"
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Posted 6/22/12 , edited 6/22/12
A cow gave birth to 3 calves, the first one asked her mom "why did you name me Daisy?" The mother cow said "because a daisy fell on you when you were born" The 2nd cow asked "mom why did you name me Tulip?" The mother cow said "because a tulip fell on you when you were born" The 3rd cow then said "/insert strange un-human noise here/" The mother yelled and said "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK."
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Posted 6/23/12
Them: "You might say we're in quite the sticky situation!"

Me: " ... That joke just brought shame to everyone around you, and you should feel ashamed."
Posted 6/23/12
Jokes aren't even funny.
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Posted 6/23/12
I think it'd be more interesting if people posted the funniest joke they knew so we could laugh.

Oh well different thread.

You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.
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Posted 6/23/12
Can't remember what the joke was. But it was about the moon and the sun. :| My friends and I were walking just outside our school and the sun was really bright and it was freaking hot outside, then one of them said something about the moon... and the sun? Then all of us stopped talking and apparently stopped walking because of that. We were like, "Huh?" and he got all awkward after that. So we laughed at him not because the joke was funny but because it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo LAME! He gets embarrassed every time we mention that. :))
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Posted 6/23/12
any joke starting with "your mother"
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Posted 6/23/12
Knock, Knock
It's open!
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