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Lamest Joke You've Ever Heard
Posted 6/24/12
-Why are pirates called pirates? BECAUSE THEY JUST RRRRRRRRRRR fruits

-guess what
what?
chicken butt
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Posted 7/4/12
All the good chemistry jokes argon
Posted 7/4/12
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!

Funny, right? Yeah? Ok no :/
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22 / F / L.A.
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Posted 7/4/12
it's amon-day

amon a boat

do you know how toph met her husband?
it was on a blind date!

i love puns
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26 / F / New Zealand
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Posted 7/4/12

becauseshutup wrote:

A cow gave birth to 3 calves, the first one asked her mom "why did you name me Daisy?" The mother cow said "because a daisy fell on you when you were born" The 2nd cow asked "mom why did you name me Tulip?" The mother cow said "because a tulip fell on you when you were born" The 3rd cow then said "/insert strange un-human noise here/" The mother yelled and said "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK."


I know these are all really lame, but I actually laughed at this one.
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20 / F / Waiting for your...
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Posted 7/9/12
A: OMG im so Jelly
B: Can I spread you on my toast
Posted 7/10/12
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
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Posted 7/10/12
What did a math book say to the other ?
Leave me alone,I've got my own problems.


What does the zero say to the eight...?
Nice belt!
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Posted 7/10/12
Your mommas so fat she ate my fat momma.
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35 / M / Staten Island, NY...
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Posted 7/10/12
"So a baby seal walks into a club..."
Banned
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36 / M / The Void.
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Posted 7/10/12
I don't know. Any one that is not funny.
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24 / M / Toronto,Canada
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Posted 7/10/12
why didnt the chicken cross the road?

it was too chicken.


its a lame joke but at the same time i laughed hard because someone i liked told me it, and i actually thought it was funny -__-
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