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The Cannibal From Miami Confirmed As A Host Of LQP-79, Zombie Virus
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this made me lulz. and although I know its not true it still makes me proud of owning a zombie survival kit!!!
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OMG! NoT...
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dont blame the younger people believing it and not knowing what 4chan is ^_^
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just made my day
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So fake.
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24 / F / Wouldn't you like...
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Actually, the guy was on some drug cocktail they are calling "bath salts".
It causes severe hallucinations (not like little blue men floating around the room, like people attacking you, trying to eat you, etc.) , and your body heats up so fast people believe that their bodies are melting. (That's why the guy was naked, his body was overheating)
It also gives a person with a body weight of 150 pounds the strength of someone who is 250 pounds.
The price for a small bag apparently goes for about 15$, which is in the homeless man's price range. (which sadly could have been donated by people who though he would use it for food.)
This "bath salts" craze started in Europe and spread rapidly though the US starting in Louisiana but has found an all too comfy home in Miami.
The government has tried to reduce the craze by restricting the sale of the over the counter ingredients, but it has yet to put a damper on the situation.
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Ekaloid wrote:

Actually, the guy was on some drug cocktail they are calling "bath salts".
It causes severe hallucinations (not like little blue men floating around the room, like people attacking you, trying to eat you, etc.) , and your body heats up so fast people believe that their bodies are melting. (That's why the guy was naked, his body was overheating)
It also gives a person with a body weight of 150 pounds the strength of someone who is 250 pounds.
The price for a small bag apparently goes for about 15$, which is in the homeless man's price range. (which sadly could have been donated by people who though he would use it for food.)
This "bath salts" craze started in Europe and spread rapidly though the US starting in Louisiana but has found an all too comfy home in Miami.
The government has tried to reduce the craze by restricting the sale of the over the counter ingredients, but it has yet to put a damper on the situation.
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Which he used to rip someone's face off.. The homeless ain't getting no cash from me! Ever!

Oh wait.. I ignore them, lol. Nvm. I did tho use to give when I was naive.. when I believed they actually used the money for good.
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This is a troll post and I refuse to pull out my zombie gear. Zombies don't come till Dec. 21 2012
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23 / F / Under your skin.
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CarboKill wrote:

Chromie, you're drunk. Sit down, love.


You take several seats.
What could be more reliable than 4chan?




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lol, nice.

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December 21, 2012. Zombie apocalypse incoming! I don't know about you guys, but I'm stocking up on ammo....
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And since WHEN is 4CHAN a reliable source?
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41 / F / Now I'm in VA...d...
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Damn, WHY did I crack up seeing this?? Reminds me of the fools I grew up with back home! Sounds like some crazy shit they'd say!
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LOL!! You deserve a medal for posting this.
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