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DISCLAIMER: what I'm about to post is intended for entertainment only, it has nothing to do with anything scientific or formal discussion and is not intended as backhanded racial commentary. It's only an anecdotal observation, the weakest form of interpretation in a cause-effect treatise.

When I used to ply across the southwestern concrete byways delivering relationships (HHG mover) I would encounter a lot of Navajo, Apache, Zuni, Yampai females at shopping centers, truck stops, restaurants, curio shops...you get the idea. The teenage girls, the 20-somethings, even some of the 30-somethings would ALL be nicely tanned, very clean, even suggest there was a hint of an hourglass figure hidden under their contemporary res wear or ranch motif.

The physiological change seems to ovulate in women 30 seconds after some guy, in that 1 moment of clarity between 6-packs, says "Will you marry me?" I can't predict the precise time but within 6 -18 months after the ritual of marriage has past these women undergo metamorphoses similar to larval stage changes butterflies process only instead of a deified reinterpretation of beauty they endure the physical cascade of skin layers receding north of their mid-line to a resting spot somewhere centric to the belly button aka pear-shape. And they seem destined to remain in that state for the rest of their natural lives.

I'm suspecting those male Indians still alive in a relationship adapt and appreciate other assets these women naturally possess.
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Posted 6/2/12
I'd rather skinny and flat over "pear-shaped". -.-
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25 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada
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I don't like the taste of pears .. apples are better. Wait .. shape? Oh. Right.

I've never identified this kind of phenomenon because I always found men and women were readily identifiable by large upper body/narrow lower body versus narrow upper-body/large lower body for men and women, respectively. It's subtle, but I thought it was always present in this fashion?
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Posted 6/2/12
im more of an hourglass shape more proportional
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20 / M / West Coast
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Posted 6/2/12
I like women to be more on the thinner side but i would mind if she were wider.
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Posted 6/2/12
I have a huge ass, but my boobs are a pretty good size, too... I guess I'm pear-shaped.
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Posted 6/2/12
idk.
i have somewhat of a pear shape.
i would like to be a bit skinnier though.
Posted 6/2/12
I prefer mango.
Posted 6/2/12

underlock wrote:

I prefer mango.


i prefer pineapple
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Posted 6/2/12
Strawberies and kiwi are good too.
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This makes me think of in Ranma 1/2, where the lady is looking for the girl with the biggest hips...

To the OP guy: Girls don't usually have a problem finding pants for large hips, because women usually have large hips (just the pelvis is usually large in itself) so as long as you're not REALLY big, there are always pants that fit. (Unless you're really short.) When girls complain about pant sizes, it's usually because they wish they were skinny enough to fit into a smaller pair of jeans. And might try to squeeze themselves in anyway, even if they can't breathe.


Since "apple" shape usually means you have a big gut, I'd have to say I'm a pear.

And I'd like to turn it around and say going with just looks, I prefer guys who aren't apple-shaped.
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TheCoolAlchemist wrote:

This makes me think of in Ranma 1/2, where the lady is looking for the girl with the biggest hips...

To the OP guy: Girls don't usually have a problem finding pants for large hips, because women usually have large hips (just the pelvis is usually large in itself) so as long as you're not REALLY big, there are always pants that fit. (Unless you're really short.) When girls complain about pant sizes, it's usually because they wish they were skinny enough to fit into a smaller pair of jeans. And might try to squeeze themselves in anyway, even if they can't breathe.


Since "apple" shape usually means you have a big gut, I'd have to say I'm a pear.

And I'd like to turn it around and say going with just looks, I prefer guys who aren't apple-shaped.


some girls have problems finding pants! i'm not short and i'm not fat, but i've personally always had a really hard time with jeans because if they fit my ass, then they're falling off of my waist. i have really aggressive curves, it's so shitty haha
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Posted 6/2/12 , edited 6/2/12

Dark-Rumia wrote:
i prefer pineapple

Nothing sexier than a girl shaped like a dragon fruit.
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Posted 6/3/12

kitsuneshoujo wrote:

Guys: Do you like girls that are slightly wider on the bottom and skinny on the top?

Girls: If you have this figure do you like it? I know it can be hard to find jeans for a larger butt, so I can understand any reasons for not liking it.

Me? I'm a butt-kinda guy, so I love it when a girl is skinnier up top and wider around the hips. Now, I am not talking disgustingly huge, slightly out of proportion is what I am meaning.

Unfortunately I couldnt find any reference pics without them being nauseating, or turning up porn pics...


What you are referring to is the 7/10 proportion between waist and hips indicating that the female in question has great odds of bearing many children. I think it seems attractive since instinctively your brain knows this. That is all.
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Posted 6/3/12 , edited 6/3/12
I like having a small butt

then again i'm short so I would look really bad with a pear-shaped body
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