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Cat has two maids and keeps a diary
Posted 6/7/12
They're shortening the cat's life.
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Posted 6/12/12
Thats a spoiled cat for you must be nice to be that rich
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Posted 6/12/12
Are you kitten me?

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Posted 6/12/12
That cat must be a fatass.
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Posted 6/12/12

Shrapnel893 wrote:

That cat must be a fatass.


That seriously made me laugh XD
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Posted 6/13/12

Happencheese wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:

That cat must be a fatass.


That seriously made me laugh XD


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Posted 6/13/12

Winterfells wrote:


Happencheese wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:

That cat must be a fatass.


That seriously made me laugh XD




Sweet goodness. That cat does not need a cheeseburger.
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Posted 6/13/12


Sweet goodness. That cat does not need a cheeseburger.

Frankly, I think he's just big-boned and fluffy.

He deserves a cheeseburger!
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He has a creepy look in his eye, like a cheeseburger wouldn't be enough to sate him and he's going to eat us next.
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Posted 6/13/12

Happencheese wrote:





He has a creepy look in his eye, like a cheeseburger wouldn't be enough to sate him and he's going to eat us next.


How is that creepy? He just looks like he has an optimistic, cheerful disposition. XD

I would think you wouldn't be scared of pussy.

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Posted 6/13/12

Winterfells wrote:

How is that creepy? He just looks like he has an optimistic, cheerful disposition. XD

I would think you wouldn't be scared of pussy.

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Hahaha. I'm not ;)
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Posted 6/15/12
The cat's reaction
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Posted 6/15/12
How I imagine being Karl Lagerfeld:

Lagerfeld returns to his oversized home. In a bit of hurry, to see his cat from a long week away. Approaching the door to the cat's suite, where two bodyguards stand outside.

Lagerfeld: "Hey guys. Just going in to check on Choupette.."

Bodyguard: "Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave."

Lagerfeld: "Huh? What? Why!?"

Bodyguard #2: "Choupette isn't taking visitors. And made it particularly clear, that Mr. Lagerfeld is not to enter the suite."

From the next room, Choupette can be heard.

Choupette: "Meow!"

The Bodyguard turns his head to face the door.

Bodyguard: "It's just Mr. Lagerfeld!"

Choupette: "Meow!"

The Bodyguard nods.

Bodyguard: "Yes ma'am. We'll escort him away now."

Lagerfeld hangs his head down. As the Bodyguard leads Lagerfeld away.

Meanwhile, behind the door. The two maids are laughing. Clinging glasses together full of wine.

Maid #1: "The cat does not wish to see you!" (laughing)

Maid #2: "Classic!"
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