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What would you do if you were Justin Bieber?
Posted 6/6/12 , edited 6/6/12
Would you frolic in the glory of his stardom and enjoy the millions of teenage fan girls? Or would you "accidentally" drink poison?
*There was a question similar to this in my school's newspaper and I was just wondering what would you all do? Please do not hate on me. I am not a 'Belieber' or whatever they call his fanbase nowadays...I like actual real guys who sing...not a teenage girl
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Posted 6/6/12
I'd kill myself for making horrible noises and passing it off as music.
Posted 6/6/12 , edited 6/6/12
I can only agree if I still have my appearance, mentality, memory.

Use that money to make my house look like an alien aircraft.

Quit the industry. Request a name change (death threats all over the internet, enough of a reason). Move to another English speaking country, perhaps Wales where he should be somewhat unknown.
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Posted 6/6/12
I'd change my name, stop singing and start producing trance under a pseudonym, begin wearing a robot helmet so that nobody knows who I am, and live in a secluded, secret area.
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Posted 6/6/12
Considering the median age of his fan base this guy, whether he wants to or not, almost has to live a perfect life when he is out in the public eye. After reading about Paul McCartney's lifestyle outside of playing music over the years it's as though any friendship he finds outside of his profession may not be genuine for all the right reasons which is too bad.

If I was in his situation I would try to surround myself with the right balance of professional real friends who could keep me grounded in reality versus becoming tempted by the whims of superficiality. I would also hire a CPA and reliable CFP to manage the income and shelter it from over taxation. This way when the fan base finally comes to their senses and my popularity wanes I'll have a financial cushion to supplement future income flipping hamburgers or mowing lawns for the wealthy.
Posted 6/6/12
Commit suicide because life is miserable as is.
Posted 6/6/12
I'd bask in the harem of screaming fangirls I'd get to pick from every night.

Makes Gene Simmons look like an amateur.
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Posted 6/6/12
Jump in front of a train.
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Posted 6/6/12 , edited 6/6/12
can we shut up about justin bieber for fifteen minutes? nobody cares how much you hate him, or how much you want him to die (which is about as funny as pancreatic cancer by the way). you people are obsessed
Posted 6/6/12

lippedlove wrote:

can we shut up about justin bieber for fifteen minutes? nobody cares how much you hate him, or how much you want him to die (which is about as funny as pancreatic cancer by the way). you people are obsessed


Yeah, but don't you think he's cute?
Posted 6/6/12
Live just to anger people with soft, non-threatening pop music, reap the profits in teenaged ass, build monuments to myself, and start a cult dedicated to my worship.
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Posted 6/6/12

underlock wrote:


lippedlove wrote:

can we shut up about justin bieber for fifteen minutes? nobody cares how much you hate him, or how much you want him to die (which is about as funny as pancreatic cancer by the way). you people are obsessed


Yeah, but don't you think he's cute?


not really brah but i get why girls like him, i guess
Posted 6/6/12 , edited 6/6/12
besides killing myself stop being gay....... stop singing horriblely AND GET A FUCKIN HAIRCUT

oh and ps my REAL name is justin but i am not gay
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Posted 6/6/12
commit seppuku
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Posted 6/6/12
I would totally stop getting random tattoos such as Jesus on the back of my leg
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