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What Was The Last Lie You Told?
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"I always lie, I never tell the truth"
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"Oh sorry, I didn't hear you."
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20 / F / Asia, Earth. :]
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"Hey Dad, I have no classes today."
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A friend sent me a sample for a smoothie and when I did actually try it, I received a bad stomachache from it... but I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I told her it was great.
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I told one of my best friends I bought her birthday present 2 weeks ago. She kept asking where it was (she has no shame), and I said "it's in the mail still" and continued to belittle UPS and how slow they are. I went all out saying they even routed the package across the country. I finally bought it last Wednesday, and got it yesterday. Regular 5-day shipping. UPS is pretty dern fast, btw. I'm a bad friend when it comes to birthdays....
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roxiehas wrote:

I told one of my best friends I bought her birthday present 2 weeks ago. She kept asking where it was (she has no shame), and I said "it's in the mail still" and continued to belittle UPS and how slow they are. I went all out saying they even routed the package across the country. I finally bought it last Wednesday, and got it yesterday. Regular 5-day shipping. UPS is pretty dern fast, btw. I'm a bad friend when it comes to birthdays....


Haha, you don't sound like a bad friend, you sound like a good one.

Wanting to save the surprise while not making her feeling antsy about waiting.
Posted 6/9/12
I just told my masseuse that I'm texting my mother but I'm actually surfing CR.
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I claimed I couldn't find my car keys.

I wanted to take a taxi home because we were both drunk and she never listens to me, even when we're sober.
Posted 6/9/12
dad:is the fan (in the car) working back there?
me:yeeeeeep
truth:nope
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This.
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25 / M / California
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I told my family I was heading back to school. I actually went clubbing, then went fishing drunk and didn't go back to school until 2 days later.
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17 / F / U.S.A
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Posted 6/9/12
"You're not that fat."
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19 / F / HK
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"I'll pay you back"
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26 / M / Westport,Indiana
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Sorry I can't help you unload your stuff today.
My Easy-bake oven caught on fire and I got third degree cupcake burns!
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"that was just the bank, they were calling to see how my day was going"
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