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What Was The Last Lie You Told?
Posted 10/15/12
Friend: "I've been confused about your gender for a while now. Boy or Girl?"
Me: "Obviously I'm a boy."
Other Friend: "But what about your breas-"
Me: "Man boobs. Those are man boobs."

Screw it...IT'S A GIRL~!! CONGRATZ!!
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Me: "Oh my god, guess what~" ≧'◡'≦
Angie (Sister): "What?" o:
Me: "........I played a horror game yesterday!" (◑.◑)
Angie: "Really? What game?" (─‿‿─)
Me: "S-Slender."
Angie: "Seriously? Let's play it now!" (‐^▽^‐)
Me: (thinking) I'm screwed.. 乂 ‿ 乂

I had to deal with playing Slender with my little sister.
Deal with my screaming and jumping out of my chair. ಥ_ಥ
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Posted 10/15/12
Friend accidentally elbowed me in the groin during MMA practice today..

Friend: Ah crap! I'm sorry! Are you ok?
Me: I'm fine, don't worry about it, it wasn't an clean hit..
Friend: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hit you.
Me: It's ok, it was just an accident.. Don't worry, it's not like I'll go and get revenge or anything.
Both: Laughed.
Me: Plotting.

PS: Areas marked with an line are the lies.

PSS: It really hurt, holy crap.. Even with a cup..
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Posted 10/15/12
one of my clients asked me

Client: so my piss is clean right?
Al: no
Client: does this mean I have revoked my probation?
Al: maybe....
(in my head I'm saying "youre going back to county for 60 days")
Al: but look on the bright side, if you do go back in they'll take care of you
Client: really?
(again that aint happening)
Al: now now....... just wait here and someone will be here to take you to processing..
Client: is it a friend?
Al: yes
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Posted 10/15/12
What was the last lie you told

This text is purple

Wait...
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27 / M / Louisiana
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Posted 10/15/12

Effy- wrote:

I don't remember...or is that a lie?


That is nice to not to remember.

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27 / M / Louisiana
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Posted 10/15/12
Mine, without going into detail, was telling my recent ex(man that sounds bad) that I did not want to be with her anymore. I did at that time, but when someone lies and cheats on ya just cant trust them. I hate break ups lol who doesn't right?
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19 / M / New Jersey
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Posted 10/15/12
I don't tell lies. ; ___ ;
I end up feeling really bad and guilty. :l
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Posted 10/15/12
My dad asked me how far I was into pokemon. I only beat the first gym leader but I said I was about half way done.

I feel terrible I think I'm going to kill myself.
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23 / M / Quebec
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Posted 10/15/12
Just one more episode.....

I always do that
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Posted 10/15/12
Brother: Did you put fuel in your car this morning?
Me: YEEEESSSSSS!!! Gosh you people nag me too much -.-

... I'll do it tomorrow before school ^^;;
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Posted 10/16/12
"I'll be back"
Posted 10/16/12
"I accept your apology..."
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Posted 10/16/12
I dont quite remember I know I lied about something recently.... screw it I dont really care.
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Posted 10/16/12 , edited 10/16/12
I lie to myself all the time and tell myself how awesome I am. ;p

but honestly, I try to not lie, lies tend to catch up to people in the end and put them in horrible situations, I'd rather not have it happen to me.
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