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What Was The Last Lie You Told?
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21 / F / United States
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Posted 6/25/12
As a joke I told my friend I am always right :)
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15 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 6/25/12
I told my mom that I was not going to watch adult swim. >:3 I totally watched American Dad on adult swim.
Posted 6/26/12
"Go to Bed'

Me: "Yeah..."
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I told my friend my phone was off because I'm grounded and I'll text her once it turns back on. o_o

... My phones been "off" for a month now.
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27 / M / Gotham City
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Posted 6/26/12

ccalr84 wrote:


Winterfells wrote:

"I can't make it to the office today, I'm feeling a little under the weather."


I said the same thing.


It works like a charm, just as long as it's not used too often. I have the pitiful cough down just right.
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19 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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Posted 6/26/12
Mom: Did you study for your driver's exam?
Me: Yup.
Mom: You're going to take the test tomorrow.
Me. Yup.
Mom: No ducking out of it like last time. Or the time before that. Or the time before--
Me: YUP.

I'm not taking that test tomorrow >_>
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27 / M / Gotham City
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Posted 6/26/12

Aokidanza wrote:

Mom: Did you study for your driver's exam?
Me: Yup.
Mom: You're going to take the test tomorrow.
Me. Yup.
Mom: No ducking out of it like last time. Or the time before that. Or the time before--
Me: YUP.

I'm not taking that test tomorrow >_>


The driver's test isn't that bad.
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19 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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Posted 6/26/12

Winterfells wrote:


Aokidanza wrote:

Mom: Did you study for your driver's exam?
Me: Yup.
Mom: You're going to take the test tomorrow.
Me. Yup.
Mom: No ducking out of it like last time. Or the time before that. Or the time before--
Me: YUP.

I'm not taking that test tomorrow >_>


The driver's test isn't that bad.


Yes but, I'm just that lazy...
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18 / F / Hell
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Posted 6/28/12
Of course I didn't stay up till 5am! What are you talking about?
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Posted 6/28/12
Its my first time.....
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18 / M / Cloud Nine
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Posted 6/28/12
Co-worker: oh, you like someone? Tell me, tell me! Oh is it someone I know, someone from work?
Me: nope

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18 / M / West Coast
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Posted 6/28/12
Brother: Did you pack everything for you trip?
Me: Totally.
Brother: Did you remove your "substances" from your suitcases?
Me: Of course.

.... I still need to do that =.=
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21 / M / Canada
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Posted 6/28/12
told my friends im not a virgin
even though i am Lol
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F / Yorozuya
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Posted 6/28/12
"I miss you."
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23 / F / Los Angeles
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Posted 6/28/12
I tell people that I am good when I am not. I feel apathetic about everything and wish there was more to life. And I know there is but I'm not at the point to touch on it yet.
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