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One of my friends asked me if she was fat... I said no.... of course not..
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113 / M
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I'm in a relationship...how can I remember ? You have to lie 30x a day just to keep the peace...
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20 / ⚪ / Your Cookie Jar
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"I don't know" .. the fact is I did knew, I just wanted to hide the truth.
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Sammy_Doo wrote:
"I don't know" .. the fact is I did knew, I just wanted to hide the truth.
*gasp* You liar!
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@District manager
No sir I did not forge the bitchy lady's signature on the lease so I wouldn't have to talk to her again.
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21 / M / California, Unite...
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I'm alright. So you don't have to worry about me.
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Im broke
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Friend: "Hey can you give me a ride to the shopping complex?"
Me: "Nope, I dont have my lisence."
I've had my lisence since 2 days after I turned 16 ^^;
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About not being able to keep up with picking my dad's raspberries. I said that there were too many.
The truth is, I didn't pick any more because after picking a couple pints a day for a few weeks, it got tiresome....In other words, it was because I was lazy. And I got scratches all over me. He can pick his own raspberries if he wants them so bad -_-
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"hey I'm bored and have nothing to do, you guys wanna hang out?" - to my neighbors, i wasn't really bored or have anything to do, i just wanted to chill with them for awhile
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19 / M / C.A. near L.A.
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grades lolol
"no mom i didnt sleep at 4 am"
"Go away im studing"
"No i didnt eat your snacks"
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14 / M / Maryland
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YOLO! (I hate that word  )
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28 / M / USA
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"I'm sorry."
I wasn't in the least. Truly I am a remorseless bastard.
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I don't remember...or is that a lie?
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I'm going shopping. by myself.
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