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What Was The Last Lie You Told?
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Posted 7/24/12
One of my friends asked me if she was fat... I said no.... of course not..
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Posted 7/24/12
I'm in a relationship...how can I remember ? You have to lie 30x a day just to keep the peace...
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21 / F / Your Cookie Jar
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"I don't know" .. the fact is I did knew, I just wanted to hide the truth.
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Posted 7/24/12

Sammy_Doo wrote:

"I don't know" .. the fact is I did knew, I just wanted to hide the truth.


*gasp* You liar!
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@District manager
No sir I did not forge the bitchy lady's signature on the lease so I wouldn't have to talk to her again.
Posted 7/24/12
I'm alright. So you don't have to worry about me.
Posted 7/24/12
Im broke
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18 / F / Waiting for your...
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Posted 7/27/12
Friend: "Hey can you give me a ride to the shopping complex?"
Me: "Nope, I dont have my lisence."

I've had my lisence since 2 days after I turned 16 ^^;
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Posted 7/27/12
About not being able to keep up with picking my dad's raspberries. I said that there were too many.

The truth is, I didn't pick any more because after picking a couple pints a day for a few weeks, it got tiresome....In other words, it was because I was lazy. And I got scratches all over me. He can pick his own raspberries if he wants them so bad -_-
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20 / M / South Africa
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Posted 7/27/12
"hey I'm bored and have nothing to do, you guys wanna hang out?" - to my neighbors, i wasn't really bored or have anything to do, i just wanted to chill with them for awhile
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20 / M / C.A. near L.A.
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Posted 7/27/12
grades lolol
"no mom i didnt sleep at 4 am"
"Go away im studing"
"No i didnt eat your snacks"
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16 / M / Maryland
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Posted 7/27/12
YOLO! (I hate that word )
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30 / M / USA
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Posted 7/27/12
"I'm sorry."

I wasn't in the least. Truly I am a remorseless bastard.
Posted 7/27/12
I don't remember...or is that a lie?
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Posted 7/27/12
I'm going shopping. by myself.
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