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What Was The Last Lie You Told?
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Posted 8/5/12
"Don't worry. This gun only shoots blanks."
Posted 8/5/12

IfMoeCouldKill wrote:

"Don't worry. This gun only shoots blanks."


You should really just wear a condom..
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Posted 8/5/12
Brother: "Hey did you pick out the right colour for your dress for Kieth's wedding?"
Me: "Of course! Mum helped me pick it with Melissa!"

The truth: We havent left the house all day...
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Posted 8/5/12
Me: happyily watching Yaoi anime when....

Mom:* Bursts into the room* Hun what are you doing on the computer?!?!

Me: !! * freaks out closing tabs an almost dropping computer * Um nothing!
Mom: But i just saw two guys and they-
Me: those were girls ^_^
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Posted 8/5/12
"That was great baby!"
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29 / M / Indiana
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Posted 8/6/12

karmacide wrote:


IfMoeCouldKill wrote:

"Don't worry. This gun only shoots blanks."


You should really just wear a condom..


If it only shot blanks I wouldn't need a condom.
Posted 8/6/12 , edited 8/6/12
I told my family I was back at school when I was really just messing around at my friend's place

They make me call when I arrive so they'll know I am here safely. Oh, I'm terrible.
Posted 8/6/12
I lied and said i wasn't gonna workout hard...
Because my ankle is horrible, and I have a strained lower back.
But i went to the gym and did Power cleans for like 1h 20 mins.
I should be resting but i cant stop...
Posted 8/6/12 , edited 8/6/12
"I'm not Batman."
Posted 8/6/12

IfMoeCouldKill wrote:


karmacide wrote:


IfMoeCouldKill wrote:

"Don't worry. This gun only shoots blanks."


You should really just wear a condom..


If it only shot blanks I wouldn't need a condom.


But you were lying.
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Posted 8/6/12
i did not stay up until 5am in the morning watching anime. thats how addicted to anime i am!
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Posted 8/6/12
I never lie.
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29 / M / Indiana
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Posted 8/6/12

karmacide wrote:


IfMoeCouldKill wrote:


karmacide wrote:


IfMoeCouldKill wrote:

"Don't worry. This gun only shoots blanks."


You should really just wear a condom..


If it only shot blanks I wouldn't need a condom.


But you were lying.


Well I was actually talking about a real gun... Originally I wasn't talking about a sex organ.
Posted 8/6/12

IfMoeCouldKill wrote:


karmacide wrote:


IfMoeCouldKill wrote:


karmacide wrote:


IfMoeCouldKill wrote:

"Don't worry. This gun only shoots blanks."


You should really just wear a condom..


If it only shot blanks I wouldn't need a condom.


But you were lying.


Well I was actually talking about a real gun... Originally I wasn't talking about a sex organ.




Nevermind..
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Posted 8/6/12
For what it's worth, I thought this exchange was quite witty and funny.
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