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Turks please leave Konstantinoupoli
Posted 6/11/12 , edited 9/21/16
Am I the only one who is upset that Turkey still exists?

The Turks have a long history of war crimes and aggressive expansionism. To this day the vile kebab Turk refuses to cede the lands of Constantinople and Ionia to Greece. Turks smell and infest Europe with their Islamic hate crimes. Turks please leave Constantinople go back to Egypt or Germany. The United Nations, NATO, and European Union should team up to destroy the vile Turks so the Greeks can have their gem city back.

If you help us take back Constantinople we will be able to pay back the loans!

Eleftheria i Thanatos!!! FOR GREECE!!!
Posted 6/11/12
Turkey's done more for the world than Greece ever did. Probably.
Posted 6/11/12
First you draw them to the Hot Gates, then victory is guaranteed!
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When I see the word "Turks" I can't help but think of Reno and Rude.
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This isn't incredibly prejudiced at all!

Also, you'll be able to pay back those loans if you stop building so many illegal backyard swimming pools.
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Posted 6/11/12

haikinka wrote:

Turkey's done more for the world than Greece ever did. Probably.


Like? I hope you haven't forgotten the beautiful Adonis and Aphrodite.
Posted 6/11/12

nanuq wrote:


haikinka wrote:

Turkey's done more for the world than Greece ever did. Probably.


Like? I hope you haven't forgotten the beautiful Adonis and Aphrodite.


What, I'm meant to take a couple of badly drawn imaginary women over a donner kebab?
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Posted 6/11/12

haikinka wrote:


nanuq wrote:


haikinka wrote:

Turkey's done more for the world than Greece ever did. Probably.


Like? I hope you haven't forgotten the beautiful Adonis and Aphrodite.


What, I'm meant to take a couple of badly drawn imaginary women over a donner kebab?


Bro, Adonis had the body of a God. Aphrodite had the body of a Goddess. I don't know, but I'd rather touch that butt than put my junk in a greasy kebab.
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Posted 6/11/12

templej wrote:

Am I the only one who is upset that Turkey still exists?

The Turks have a long history of war crimes and aggressive expansionism. To this day the vile kebab Turk refuses to cede the lands of Constantinople and Ionia to Greece. Turks smell and infest Europe with their Islamic hate crimes. Turks please leave Constantinople go back to Egypt or Germany. The United Nations, NATO, and European Union should team up to destroy the vile Turks so the Greeks can have their gem city back.

If you help us take back Constantinople we will be able to pay back the loans!

Eleftheria i Thanatos!!! FOR GREECE!!!


Sweetheart, I don't think that relying on NATO, UN, and EU is of any good. It's like asking the Devil to do the dirt job for ya. But you see, he might agree, but after he's done what he was supposed to do, he'll come collect your soul. And then there goes your freedom, your life. It will be all in vain. Don't forget that the Germans are ruling the EU. And NATO is being controlled by the warmongering USians. Best would be to develop that power from among yourself instead of relying on warmongering vultures that let people believe that it's all for the good of humanity, collateral damage that is..
Posted 6/11/12 , edited 6/11/12

nanuq wrote:


haikinka wrote:

What, I'm meant to take a couple of badly drawn imaginary women over a donner kebab?


Bro, Adonis had the body of a God. Aphrodite had the body of a Goddess. I don't know, but I'd rather touch that butt than put my junk in a greasy kebab.


But since they don't exist, you'll just be fapping to statues like this.

Now compare that to this.

I know which I'd rather put my junk in.
Posted 6/11/12
These comments are getting interesting.
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Posted 6/11/12

haikinka wrote:


nanuq wrote:


haikinka wrote:

What, I'm meant to take a couple of badly drawn imaginary women over a donner kebab?


Bro, Adonis had the body of a God. Aphrodite had the body of a Goddess. I don't know, but I'd rather touch that butt than put my junk in a greasy kebab.


But since they don't exist, you'll just be fapping to statues like this.

Now compare that to this.

I know which I'd rather put my junk in.


I have to say that the picture of the Doener you picked looks rather disgusting....and is not fulfilling its job as an appetizer. It looks like a penis that has been peeled..............
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Posted 6/11/12
wuups. I meant that it looks like the peels of a penis.
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I have to say that the picture of the Doener you picked looks rather disgusting....and is not fulfilling its job as an appetizer. It looks like a penis that has been peeled..............


You just have no taste in kebabs. Or imaginary women.
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