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Things "Hipsters" Say But Actually Mean.
Posted 6/11/12 , edited 6/11/12
the hipster : what it actually means


"Hi my name is Poppy" : My real name is Hannah.


"I have Issues" : I don't actually have any issues, I just wish I was mysterious.

"You should check THIS song out" : I think your music is dumb, and MY music is better than yours.

"I'm near sighted". : Actually I just found these glasses at urban outfitters and I can see fine..

"I don't believe in labels" : i actually do believe in labels, and mine, is Hipster.

"I don't watch television", : I don't have enough money to go buy a television

"I AM NOT A HIPSTER" :Hipsters are not allowed to own up to their hipserosity :]

"my messenger bag was stolen last week while I was downtown at a cafe, you probably never heard of it." :
I don't drink coffee so I don't go to cafes but I did get my messenger bag stolen.
no, no I didn't that is a lie too.


"I'm focusing on my art this year": Im unemployed currently


"I just got a new tattoo of birds!" : THIS IS SHARPIE

"I dont go to concerts, I go to SHOWS! : I'm better than you!! :DDDD

"The other day this girl in my italian class was talking about how she was listening to the radio, ugh gag." :
I think I'm better than her.

"I looove to rock out on my ukele" : I play this because I can't play anything else.

"I like to wear beanies ALL THE FREAKING TIIIIME". : It's really really hot out here o.o

"I hate hipsters" : I am a hipster through and through.


Now next time you come across a hipster you can really understand what they are actually saying!
Ever come across a Hipster? What did they say and what does it actually mean? Do Hipsters always carry cats? Have you ever been a Hipster Queen?



This is what a Hipster looks like!


Posted 6/11/12
I guess I should be glad I don't like people enough to meet anyone and therefore have never come across someone that could be labeled as such.
Posted 6/11/12
Wait, are you trying to say that these things are real, and not just a myth?
Posted 6/11/12

haikinka wrote:

Wait, are you trying to say that these things are real, and not just a myth?


Oh, yes these creatures flocked my Highschool
Posted 6/11/12
I now know, and knowing is half the battle.
Posted 6/11/12

NyuBoom wrote:


haikinka wrote:

Wait, are you trying to say that these things are real, and not just a myth?


Oh, yes these creatures flocked my Highschool


Maybe their appearance in high schools is linked to the increase in school shootings. It would be understandable anyway.
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Posted 6/11/12
Sounds like a sad, sad pathetic bunch...
Posted 6/11/12

justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


NyuBoom wrote:


haikinka wrote:

Wait, are you trying to say that these things are real, and not just a myth?


Oh, yes these creatures flocked my Highschool


Maybe their appearance in high schools is linked to the increase in school shootings. It would be understandable anyway.


They are dirty.
Posted 6/11/12

NyuBoom wrote:


justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


NyuBoom wrote:


haikinka wrote:

Wait, are you trying to say that these things are real, and not just a myth?


Oh, yes these creatures flocked my Highschool


Maybe their appearance in high schools is linked to the increase in school shootings. It would be understandable anyway.


They are dirty.


We all are in one way or another.
Posted 6/11/12

justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


NyuBoom wrote:


justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


NyuBoom wrote:


haikinka wrote:

Wait, are you trying to say that these things are real, and not just a myth?


Oh, yes these creatures flocked my Highschool


Maybe their appearance in high schools is linked to the increase in school shootings. It would be understandable anyway.


They are dirty.


We all are in one way or another.


He agrees


Posted 6/11/12 , edited 6/11/12

.....That is highly disturbing. I don't even know what else to say to that.
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Posted 6/11/12
that girl looks like satans spawn.
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Posted 6/11/12
Hipsters .. I've heard of them, but have never actually seen one. There are just a bunch of hippies that tend to coalesce within a single local coffee shop, locally.
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Hipster....a subculture that is is actually united and conforms in its non-conformity. They all want to be different, so they are the same.
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Morbidhanson wrote:

Hipster....a subculture that is is actually united and conforms in its non-conformity. They all want to be different, so they are the same.


That about sums it.
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