Most Useless Superhero Powers

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Winterfells 9044 cr points Send Message: 26 / M / Gotham City Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 - The ability to make water really cold but not freeze it - The ability to turn invisible as long as no one looks at you - The ability to salivate on command - The ability to manifest any fruit - The ability to be enormously accident-prone What do you think would make for a useless superhero power? Be creative. :P
	Report to Moderator Winter Is Coming.
MokaForTheWin 12170 cr points Send Message: M / http://www.youtub... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 i dont know if i should say useless or not but being able to see girls naked
	Report to Moderator Aoi makes my heart go doki doki~ kyaaaa~!! <33 xDD <--- WTF lol
Banned -Vega- 31426 cr points Send Message: 32 / M / The Universal Con... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12, edited 6/22/12 The super ability to go inside your own anus for all of eternity.
	Report to Moderator I can already control reality with my mind, banning me is pointless.
shad295 50097 cr points Send Message: 32 / M / Los Angeles Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 No that one is very important.
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Morbidhanson 9153 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / California Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 The ability to talk to fish (not command them) The ability to produce a mildly foul body odor on a whim
	Report to Moderator If you close your eyes, it's a beautiful world.
Muppe 47406 cr points Send Message: 35 / M / Norway Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 The ability to speak faster then the speed of light.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 Extreme paranoia
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Anthony_Johnson 642 cr points Send Message: 17 / M / In the bushes nex... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 Well if you're the only one in the world with super powers... I would say the ability to take other super powers...
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Larliet 2395 cr points Send Message: 19 / F / NYC Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12, edited 6/21/12 The ability to bleed out of your crotch, every month.
	Report to Moderator Candle Light, Bewitches you~
	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 Shoot fire from your genitals. No, wait...
	Report to Moderator getting my learn on
Rajyrr 15656 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 The ability to make your eyebrows grow longer at will.
	Report to Moderator ... I think anime has caused me to grow a Lolita Complex. God damnit ...
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toxxin 23390 cr points Send Message: 20 / In my own little... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 If you want a list of useless powers: Aquaman. nuff said.
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Spider3PO 12214 cr points Send Message: M / Burnaby, BC Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12 The ability to sweat glue. The ability to be forgotten with every person you meet (not by choice). The ability to talk to animals, and have them be apathetic to your cause. Instead, you get the Sunday gossip from crows and there is this fire hydrant you should check out from Dogs. And when you try to go about your day (or night), some random animal continues to bug you. Going on and on about their day, just because your a human that can understand them. Ability to bend spoons, crumple paper, turn a watch hand, and other weak forms of microkinesis. In which, you could do all these things already with your hands. Spontaneous, involuntary super magnetism. Even worse if you work in a department store that sells tools or kitchen related products. Or you know, anytime you want to do something and the power activates.
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PinkFrostedCupCake 187 cr points Send Message: 23 / F / Right Behind You... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12, edited 6/21/12 The ability to levitate, but never fly. The ability to perfectly replicate any animal call on earth. The ability to make milk go sour/ curdle with your eyes. The ability to speak backwards constantly. The ability to become slightly stronger with the consumption of fecal matter. POOP-EYE. lolololol The ability to grow extremely long eyelashes. The ability to transform into a honey comb at will. Being able to summon a dirt clod wherever you may be. The ability to turn your own teeth black. The ability to salivate food coloring. The ability to become short-sighted. I love everyone's posts so far, btw. <3
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PinkFrostedCupCake 187 cr points Send Message: 23 / F / Right Behind You... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/21/12, edited 6/21/12 Muppe wrote: The ability to speak faster then the speed of light. Anthony_Johnson wrote: Well if you're the only one in the world with super powers... I would say the ability to take other super powers... I FREAKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!
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