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Most Useless Superhero Powers
meman887
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Posted 8/5/12
The ability to know everything, yet be locked up in a mental ward... All because they think your insane!
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Being able to make moons. Chibaku Tensei.
Winterfells
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The ability to make anyone's tits smaller. :(
So sad.
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The ability to breathe methane gas.
Those not questing for knowledge, walk the path of perpetual ignorance.
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The ability to turn a spoon into a fork.
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i dont know if i should say useless or not but
being able to see girls naked
Depending on the situation, that could be VERY traumatizing. lol
- Turning wood into leather
- Breaking dvds by sneezing
- Causing flatulence in fangirls
Azathoth watches over us. <3
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TKOscar
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The abilty to rub your nipples with you feet.
Winterfells
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Posted 8/6/12
The ability to just randomly subtract any number of years from your life.
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The ability to play guitar hero on expert.
People like me should be herded in to ditches and shot.
Winterfells
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Posted 8/11/12
The ability to always be the second person to think of a useful invention.
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ShalitaLynn
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The ability to lick stamps. IDK
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Posted 8/18/12
The ability to be last
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Posted 8/26/12
The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking
Goddamn philistine
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Having wings that you cant fly with
ran 5k dressed as Panda Hero Miku last night~
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The ability to read peoples power levels.
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