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Most Useless Superhero Powers
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The ability to see into the future, 3 seconds into to the future.


That ability would be useful if someone was going to attack you then you would be able to dodge it.
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The ability to where only you would move in Super Slow Motion.
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27 / M / Gotham City
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The ability of being a master swordsman, but only able to utilize that skill with a long pillow.
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Posted 12/12/12
There's no such thing as a useless super power. I bet I could come up with a use for all of them.
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The power to see through glass....Oh wait-
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The ability to become a famous pop singer at will.
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26 / M
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Posted 12/12/12

EJHicks wrote:

The ability to see into the future, 3 seconds into to the future.


3 seconds is a lot of time for many situations.
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Posted 12/12/12 , edited 12/12/12
lol so many funny ideas in all those posts.

-The super power of being able to detect who is watching porn up to 5 km away.
- The super power of insect vision (good luck trying to live with fly eyes)
- The super power of talking with dead people (talking, not hearing an answer xD)
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27 / M / Montreal Canada
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Posted 12/12/12
power that nullify other power if you been the only one that has power then what the use of that
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34 / M / The Void.
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Posted 12/12/12

haikinka wrote:

There's no such thing as a useless super power. I bet I could come up with a use for all of them.


This.

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OkamiOkama wrote:

The power to see through glass....Oh wait-


Even glass becomes opaque when it's thick enough.


shadow_grey wrote:

The ability to become a famous pop singer at will.


Lol, I don't even need to put how this would be useful



Saneraecra wrote:

lol so many funny ideas in all those posts.

-The super power of being able to detect who is watching porn up to 5 km away.
- The super power of insect vision (good luck trying to live with fly eyes)
- The super power of talking with dead people (talking, not hearing an answer xD)


- Use the power to black mail families into giving you money. Plus, if you ever decide to build a fortress, you can fill the walls with tv's showing porn. You'll instantly be able to locate anyone who tries to break into your fortress.
- That's not a super power, that's a deformity lol.
- At least you can annoy them enough to tell them to fuck off.



DarkVision wrote:

power that nullify other power if you been the only one that has power then what the use of that


You can nullify your own power, which means you couldn't have nullified your power in the fiorst place... paradox! BOOM WORLD EXPLODES

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Posted 12/12/12 , edited 12/12/12
- The ability to breath air.



- The ability to turn invisible as long as no one looks at you

This could be useful if you wanted to rob a bank with no one in it since the cameras can't catch ya.

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-To glow in the dark....
-To become a mouse

this just reminded me of some superhero movie
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40 / F / Tacoma, WA
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Posted 12/12/12
-the ability to sprout fur on the backs of your hands whenever anyone says Zippadee doo da.
-the ability to withstand the pain from pinching
-the ability to do a roundoff in a 12" X12" space
-the ability to make movie fee late for the president
- being able to see through tinfoil, but only on tuesday afternoons
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18 / M / Ultimate Super Se...
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Posted 12/12/12
obviously the ability to talk...really slow
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