Most Useless Superhero Powers

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suikojay 8970 cr points Send Message: M / ミシガン Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/12/12 obviously the ability to talk...really slow That could make for some good laughs though. ^__^ Stevie Kenarban, the guy in the wheelchair from the TV show Malcolm in the Middle was a great example of this.
	Report to Moderator ハッピーイースター！ Happy Easter!
bbckenobi-AgentSP 6045 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / Space Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/12/12 the ability to make anything taste like water
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Redmoon234 1461 cr points Send Message: 16 / M / ultimate super se... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/12/12 suikojay wrote: obviously the ability to talk...really slow That could make for some good laughs though. ^__^ Stevie Kenarban, the guy in the wheelchair from the TV show Malcolm in the Middle was a great example of this. ah, i cant believe i forgot about him, maybe he could make the bad guys laugh to death lol
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Tekrelious 24608 cr points Send Message: 38 / M / Utah Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/12/12 I want the ability of blue. It would give me the power to change anything blue into any other shade of blue. Think about it, I could write messages in people's jeans and other equally awesome stuff!
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nahcinam 1242 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/12/12 The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.
	Report to Moderator Sooo lazy to go on this site (=A= )
Saneraecra 5022 cr points Send Message: 22 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12 bbckenobi-AgentSP wrote: the ability to make anything taste like water that would be a great power if you don't like the food you are given .3. actually there are people that can't feel the taste o.o - The hability of summoning a leaf each sunday. Superman can fly, flash can run, but none of them can have an hydrangea leaf for free!
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diodrin 808 cr points Send Message: 36 / M / Charleston, SC Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12 The ability to spend hours focused on financial reports and spreadsheets, calculating fiscal earnings.....an Accountant.
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JayVeeDees 8072 cr points Send Message: 16 / M / Tórshavn Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12 MokaForTheWin wrote: i dont know if i should say useless or not but being able to see girls naked Useless my ass, that's gotta be the ultimate powah! xD
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seostar 10421 cr points Send Message: 20 / F / canada Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12 the ability so sing louder and better than anyone in the world
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ChaoticDragonstrom 7956 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / US Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12, edited 12/13/12 The ability to talk to objects. The ability to make money come to life. The ability to touch the end of your nose with your finger. The ability to clip coupons at the speed of light! The ability to turn anything to gold! (Yeah, Midas showed us how screwed up that power was ) And lastly.... The ability to create emo icons from random typing!
	Report to Moderator Living life to the fullest as only I can. Which is pretty awesome thanks.
ginge313 4017 cr points Send Message: 18 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12 LactoKenisis The complete control over milk with your mind
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bemused_Bohemian 51890 cr points Send Message: 65 / M / Columbia, MO Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12 the ability to cheerfully redeem Federal Reserve currency notes
	Report to Moderator Truckstop food IS good food. MYTH: the universal language.
NoBreyner 50205 cr points Send Message: 37 / M / Where the heart is Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12, edited 12/13/12 The ability to know the ending of any book you touch, but don't know what leads up to it. Pick up and hear radio stations without any hardware. Unfortunately, you only pick up the Small Craft weather advisory frequency. Step into an anime at will, but it's only to the scene before last of School Days. (straight person)X-Ray vision to see people naked, but only of the same sex as you. Survive in the vacuum of space, but no means or reason to be there. To pee any color of the rainbow at will. For some reason your favorite color is red. And for random jokes you don't flush public toilets.
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Auba9 16647 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / Castle on a Cloud Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12 Spider Snot - From Fairy Godparents
	Report to Moderator Logging Off! BYE BYE! (Headache from the gods!)
XxNaruTheNarcissistxX 12745 cr points Send Message: M / Los Angeles Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/13/12 I think Uiharu from Railgun takes the win with only being able to keep things warm. Not to heat up, but to just keep things warm.
	Report to Moderator I'm too young to be getting too old for this.

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