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Most Useless Superhero Powers
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M / 七十七 / ミシガン
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obviously the ability to talk...really slow

That could make for some good laughs though. ^__^ Stevie Kenarban, the guy in the wheelchair from the TV show Malcolm in the Middle was a great example of this.
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21 / M / Space
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the ability to make anything taste like water
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suikojay wrote:



obviously the ability to talk...really slow

That could make for some good laughs though. ^__^ Stevie Kenarban, the guy in the wheelchair from the TV show Malcolm in the Middle was a great example of this.


ah, i cant believe i forgot about him, maybe he could make the bad guys laugh to death lol
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39 / M / Utah
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I want the ability of blue.

It would give me the power to change anything blue into any other shade of blue. Think about it, I could write messages in people's jeans and other equally awesome stuff!
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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.
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bbckenobi-AgentSP wrote:

the ability to make anything taste like water


that would be a great power if you don't like the food you are given .3.
actually there are people that can't feel the taste o.o

- The hability of summoning a leaf each sunday.
Superman can fly, flash can run, but none of them can have an hydrangea leaf for free!
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38 / M / Charleston, SC
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The ability to spend hours focused on financial reports and spreadsheets, calculating fiscal earnings.....an Accountant.
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18 / M / Tórshavn
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MokaForTheWin wrote:

i dont know if i should say useless or not but

being able to see girls naked


Useless my ass, that's gotta be the ultimate powah! xD
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22 / F / canada
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the ability so sing louder and better than anyone in the world
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26 / M / US
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The ability to talk to objects.
The ability to make money come to life.
The ability to touch the end of your nose with your finger.
The ability to clip coupons at the speed of light!
The ability to turn anything to gold! (Yeah, Midas showed us how screwed up that power was )
And lastly....

The ability to create emo icons from random typing!
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LactoKenisis The complete control over milk with your mind
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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the ability to cheerfully redeem Federal Reserve currency notes
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38 / M / Where the heart is
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The ability to know the ending of any book you touch, but don't know what leads up to it.

Pick up and hear radio stations without any hardware. Unfortunately, you only pick up the Small Craft weather advisory frequency.

Step into an anime at will, but it's only to the scene before last of School Days.

(straight person)X-Ray vision to see people naked, but only of the same sex as you.

Survive in the vacuum of space, but no means or reason to be there.

To pee any color of the rainbow at will. For some reason your favorite color is red. And for random jokes you don't flush public toilets.



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20 / F / Parallel Mooniverse
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Spider Snot - From Fairy Godparents
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I think Uiharu from Railgun takes the win with only being able to keep things warm. Not to heat up, but to just keep things warm.
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