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Most Useless Superhero Powers
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Posted 6/22/12, edited 6/22/12

toxxin wrote:

If you want a list of useless powers: Aquaman. nuff said.


Aquaman can control creatures of the deep.
If you think about it, that includes the elder god Cthulhu. Not so useless now, is he?

As far as truly useless super powers: The ability to transform, body and mind, into a bucket.
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Posted 6/22/12, edited 6/22/12
Actually that would be along the lines of soul eater and you could have a tech beat people over the head with you. (SOUL RESONANCE! BUCKET HELMET!) or they could just wear you on there heads and headbut people or ram them. oh yeah, and the ability to be a loli is useless . . . if anime didn't exist.
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Posted 6/22/12, edited 6/22/12

bajukie wrote:

Actually that would be along the lines of soul eater and you could have a tech beat people over the head with you. (SOUL RESONANCE! BUCKET HELMET!) or they could just wear you on there heads and headbut people or ram them. oh yeah, and the ability to be a loli is useless . . . if anime didn't exist.


Ya missed the joke: Body AND mind into a bucket. Which means you couldn't change back, because buckets don't think, move, or use superpowers.

Let's see: how about the ability to hear plants 'breathe'?
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Posted 6/22/12
Captain Hindsight. Also,
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Posted 6/22/12


the power to rearange your facial hair. well i guess that could be fun
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Posted 6/22/12

Fallenshinobi wrote:

The power to... move you :o


I don't know how about the power to kill a yak 200 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS! Long live the D!

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Posted 6/22/12
wouldnt it be cool if . . . you mixed up the super slow mo, the desaturation, and the one second super strength? FALCON PAAAWWWNCH! DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DING!
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Posted 6/22/12
The power to stop time. Not quite sure how you'd start it again, though...

Or, the ability to ignore friction completely. Unfortunately, it's a passive power that's always on...
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Posted 6/22/12
http://mingdao.blogspot.com/2009/06/useless-superpowers.html

sorry for that. picture too big.
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Posted 6/22/12
Ah, man, I think I've started crying from laughter

because that was so awesome, now I have to come up with a superhero to go with my "super" powers as well...

Van der Walls: The power to stick to any surface, at all times!
Gentle-Man: The power of sophisticated articulation and manners, even under dire circumstances!
Hyde: Has the power to hide behind any object his size!
The Flying Fatman: Has the ability to fly downwards, for a limited time. His fat may cushion the landing.
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Posted 6/22/12, edited 6/22/12
I can think of potential uses/fun for even a lot of seemingly useless stuff. Well, some, anyway. Being able to grow hair on the tip of your nose...not really.

@bajukie: nice link



(refers to Tiger & Bunny, ep 8)
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Posted 6/22/12
*points to Aquaman*
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Posted 6/22/12
Flirting. Girls never get it.
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Posted 6/22/12

TheCoolAlchemist wrote:

I can think of potential uses/fun for even a lot of seemingly useless stuff. Well, some, anyway. Being able to grow hair on the tip of your nose...not really.

@bajukie: nice link



(refers to Tiger & Bunny, ep 8)


That episode had the best useless superpowers.

If I recall right someone had the ability to sweat a lot and another the ability to grow hair anywhere.

In Sky High there was a dude who could turn into a pile of goo that glowed in the dark.
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Posted 6/23/12
The ability to turn into a chicken, and only a chicken.
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