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Most Useless Superhero Powers
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22 / M / Colorado
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Posted 7/1/12
the ability to
-kill yourself
-go blind at will
-tell yourself what you SHOULD have done (hindsight)
-make objects further than 1,000,000 light years away from you invisible
-have your arm fall off
-truly believe you have any ability imaginable
-replace memories of dreams with memories of nightmares (only applies to self)
-draw perfectly... in the AIR!!
-distinguish between things that aren't different
-instantly memorize anything for half a second
-ingest rocks without dying to them (hurts like hell when you poop...)
-not feel anything in your genitals
-grow massive amounts of muscles, but be paralyzed from the neck down
-hear every song as the first song you heard that day
-make everything feel like its wet
-spontaneously combust (not resistant to fire...)
-get blue in the face and pass out
-the ability to taste what you touch (touching poisonous stuff will kill you too )

Can anyone guess how many of those 'powers' some people might actually have?!
Posted 7/1/12
Smile morphing.
Posted 7/1/12
The ability to always want to sneeze but can't.
Posted 7/1/12
The power of having slightly abrasive skin.
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20 / M
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The ability to have any ability, but if you use the ability you will lose the ability to have any ability.
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21 / M / Jackson, MS
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The ability to see into the future, 3 seconds into to the future.
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Posted 7/1/12
Enhanced nail growth
The ability to alter the size of your groin sack.
The ability to animate plants into attacking only you.
Ability to teleport but during transit you start to disintegrate.
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22 / M
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Posted 7/2/12

Larliet wrote:

The ability to bleed out of your crotch, every month.


ahahaha i vote for this one
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Posted 7/2/12 , edited 7/2/12
Super strength, but can only work on objects one centimeter thick and I repeat exactly one centimeter thick.

An ability to alter your molecular density towards the point where you are soft as a tissue.
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32 / M / Colombia
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Posted 7/2/12
Cellophane S. Nuff said
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16 / F
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The ability of not being able to have superpowers AHAHAHAHAH ...Ok...Not funny
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22 / F / United States
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Posted 7/2/12
The ability to understand any language spoken or written,
while at the same time, losing your home language which you will no longer be able to understand or read.
...and your hands fall off...
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21 / M / In Rainbows
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Posted 7/2/12
the ability die without dying
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Posted 7/2/12
How about the power to, through intense concentration, give yourself a migraine headache.
Banned
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34 / M / The Void.
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Posted 7/2/12
This is the funniest thread in all of CR in my opinion. Also, there is no such thing as useless.
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