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Most Useless Superhero Powers
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Then how about the ability of being useless? ...Oh wait... That'd be cool...Nobody would bother getting me away from CR... Too useless to wash the dishes...MOUAHAHAHH .... (that's what we call a brain fart ) Then i'd become a real no life CR addicted weirdo and become utterly useless...humm
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The ability to pause time but your also paused along with it but still conscious...
Posted 7/3/12

The ability to Time Travel but you can not get in contact with PeOPLe at that time or even interven at the outcOmes
Posted 7/3/12

Shrapnel893 wrote:

The power to turn doorknobs with your mind.


How could you possibly think this is useless? lol. You could just kick doors open that way :D. Well, provided they open the direction you're proceeding lol
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21 / M / CA
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the power to make your arm hair stand up
the power to make one drop of sweat come out
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The ability to know when a traffic light is about to go green before it actually does.
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23 / M / Hawaii "OAHU"
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Larliet wrote:

The ability to bleed out of your crotch, every month.


AHHHHH LMFAO i cant stop laughin at this!!!
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Posted 7/3/12

-Aidan- wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:

The power to turn doorknobs with your mind.


How could you possibly think this is useless? lol. You could just kick doors open that way :D. Well, provided they open the direction you're proceeding lol


No just to turn them, not open them and if it's locked you'd probably be screwed.
Posted 7/3/12
This is UsefuL

I can drive safely when i am late beating the green light
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Posted 7/3/12
Creating tattoos of any design, but only on your own body.
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34 / M / The Void.
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The super ability to control everything at the quantum level.
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21 / Dreamscape
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-Vega- wrote:

The super ability to control everything at the quantum level.


Wouldn't that be incredibly useful? I mean if you controlled enough of anything at a quantum level couldn't you then radically change the object itself?
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34 / M / The Void.
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Posted 7/3/12

ZenZaku wrote:


-Vega- wrote:

The super ability to control everything at the quantum level.


Wouldn't that be incredibly useful? I mean if you controlled enough of anything at a quantum level couldn't you then radically change the object itself?


I was joking! Ha ha ha! This would be an extremely useful ability. You will have the ability to turn anything into anything you want.

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20 / M / New York
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Posted 7/3/12
The power to have no strength...
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-The power to talk to bacteria (with over 1 million bacteria every square centimeter you'd go insane listening to them)

-The power to run at near lightspeed speed, but have no control over acceleration

-The power to turn everything you touch into gold (classic)

-Not really a power, but to have a extremely sharp sword you can thrust into stone with ease, but extremely hard to get out again

-Not truly useless, having super human strength, so strong and fast so you can do everything without effort, in other words everything you do costs a minimum of calories, and you'll soon become fat

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